Dog Gone

[Spork]

So, a few months ago my mum mentioned something to me about some very strange damage to the front of her car, it looked like someone had pulled out a very small saw and etched small bits off the front of the car.

Or a dog had attacked the front of the car. Specifically my dog, a Jack Russel who is about 12 years old.

I said she was crazy for even thinking that Millie would do such a thing, I could not think of any reason for a dog to chew a car.

Then tonight, Millie was caught in the act, had her teeth gnawing away at the front bumper of my mum's fairly new Toyota Corolla I think it is.

What in the hell could cause a dog to do such a thing?

[foRsakEn]

Old teeth are feeling sore? Dogs and especually Jack Russel's even though its 12 years old do get board.. Buy her the rubber chew thing that you put food in and slowly releases as the dog plays with it.

I'd do the above and also get it's teeth checked

[Hav0k]

Millie needed to vent after seeing another one of your threads.

[nick247]

bitches be crazy brother...bitches be crazy

[BerG]

Sexual frustration.

The dogs not been happy since you got a girlfriend.

[Spigalau]

Sexual frustration.

The dogs not been happy since you hooked up with that other bitch.

Wait wtf, Spork is Joel Monaghan ?

[bitchimom]

bitches be crazy brother...bitches be crazy

true... so, so true.... :devil2:

[Emrico1]

Probably some smell or chemicals on the bumper that make Millie think it is going to be nice to chew.
Or she it territorial and the new car is unwelcome on her turf.

Perhaps she is racist and hates jap cars.

[mattnz]

Perhaps she is racist and hates jap cars.

She is an Australian dog, so definite possibility.

[Emrico1]

Perhaps she is racist and hates jap cars.

She is an Australian dog, so definite possibility.

Dog Gone

[Spork]

WTF that is millie!

Haha.

Yea, I might buy some of that spray stuff that you can spray on furniture and see if it works on cars too...

[xpertz]

Your title says dog gone.. Just add "to heaven" after that.

Done.


Naaaa yer sounds like he's bored or needs something to chew the fuck out on, as the others have said, give him something to chew on. Or next time you catch her in the act give her a beating.

[Spork]

Does hitting your dog really work though? I have my doubts.

[swindle]

Does hitting your dog really work though? I have my doubts.

Sure does.

Smack em like you mean it. They're an animal. Do you see two dogs sitting down at a table, having coffee and discussing a problem they may have? No.

You see them fight. Teeth out, heckles up. Have you ever heard of a choker chain? Its got a gnarly name for a reason.  

[Spork]

Does hitting your dog really work though? I have my doubts.

Sure does.

Smack em like you mean it. They're an animal. Do you see two dogs sitting down at a table, having coffee and discussing a problem they may have? No.

You see them fight. Teeth out, heckles up. Have you ever heard of a choker chain? Its got a gnarly name for a reason.

Haha, well I definitely use a choker chain on millie when ever we go for walks, and often a soft muzzle, but she doesn't bite people, the muzzle is more for barking.

[Spork]

The Victim

Dog Gone

The terror.

Dog Gone

[Retardobot]

Take the dog out to the car. Encourage it to eat the car bumper, and when it does, explode with rage and tell it off.

My partner is a dog trainer and does this to any new dog we get. It teaches them not to eat our food or anything that is put on the ground. (or anything you don't want them doing).

[Nostargate]

Set claymores either side of front...and hope the dog doesnt go prone.

[Zarkov]

Take the dog out to the car. Encourage it to eat the car bumper, and when it does, explode with rage and tell it off.

My partner is a dog trainer and does this to any new dog we get. It teaches them not to eat our food or anything that is put on the ground. (or anything you don't want them doing).

Way to make dog psychotic imo.

[Codex]

1 place small metal bars on bumper
2 rig to car battery
3 ?
4 Profit

[Retardobot]

Take the dog out to the car. Encourage it to eat the car bumper, and when it does, explode with rage and tell it off.

My partner is a dog trainer and does this to any new dog we get. It teaches them not to eat our food or anything that is put on the ground. (or anything you don't want them doing).

Way to make dog psychotic imo.

You'd know all about dogs, wouldn't you, pussy.

'Exploding with rage' might be a bit much, but telling it off with a firm voice so the dog is able to recognize that you are trying to discipline it.

[Zarkov]

Take the dog out to the car. Encourage it to eat the car bumper, and when it does, explode with rage and tell it off.

My partner is a dog trainer and does this to any new dog we get. It teaches them not to eat our food or anything that is put on the ground. (or anything you don't want them doing).

Way to make dog psychotic imo.

You'd know all about dogs, wouldn't you, pussy.

Just because that sort of thing works with you, doesn't mean it will have that effect on the dog.

Some dogs are pretty smart.

[Retardobot]

Take the dog out to the car. Encourage it to eat the car bumper, and when it does, explode with rage and tell it off.

My partner is a dog trainer and does this to any new dog we get. It teaches them not to eat our food or anything that is put on the ground. (or anything you don't want them doing).

Way to make dog psychotic imo.

You'd know all about dogs, wouldn't you, pussy.

Just because that sort of thing works with you, doesn't mean it will have that effect on the dog.

Some dogs are pretty smart.

Come on Zarkov. Read what I said.

My partner is a dog trainer. She uses the same technique with both of our dogs.

[Zarkov]

Take the dog out to the car. Encourage it to eat the car bumper, and when it does, explode with rage and tell it off.

My partner is a dog trainer and does this to any new dog we get. It teaches them not to eat our food or anything that is put on the ground. (or anything you don't want them doing).

Way to make dog psychotic imo.

You'd know all about dogs, wouldn't you, pussy.

Just because that sort of thing works with you, doesn't mean it will have that effect on the dog.

Some dogs are pretty smart.

Come on Zarkov. Read what I said.

My partner is a dog trainer. She uses the same technique with both of our dogs.

Exactly.

Once she worked out how to house train Retardo, it was logical to try the same techniques on the canines.

I presume that even you can learn from having your nose rubbed in it.

[Retardobot]

Rubbing the animals nose in whatever it has done wrong as a tool for discipline is a myth.

Doesn't work. The same as beating it with a rolled up newspaper.