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General => General Chat => Topic started by: Spork on November 13, 2010, 02:27:19 am
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So, a few months ago my mum mentioned something to me about some very strange damage to the front of her car, it looked like someone had pulled out a very small saw and etched small bits off the front of the car.
Or a dog had attacked the front of the car. Specifically my dog, a Jack Russel who is about 12 years old.
I said she was crazy for even thinking that Millie would do such a thing, I could not think of any reason for a dog to chew a car.
Then tonight, Millie was caught in the act, had her teeth gnawing away at the front bumper of my mum's fairly new Toyota Corolla I think it is.
What in the hell could cause a dog to do such a thing?
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Old teeth are feeling sore? Dogs and especually Jack Russel's even though its 12 years old do get board.. Buy her the rubber chew thing that you put food in and slowly releases as the dog plays with it.
I'd do the above and also get it's teeth checked :)
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Millie needed to vent after seeing another one of your threads.
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bitches be crazy brother...bitches be crazy
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Sexual frustration.
The dogs not been happy since you got a girlfriend.
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Sexual frustration.
The dogs not been happy since you hooked up with that other bitch.
Wait wtf, Spork is Joel Monaghan ?
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bitches be crazy brother...bitches be crazy
true... so, so true.... :devil2:
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Probably some smell or chemicals on the bumper that make Millie think it is going to be nice to chew.
Or she it territorial and the new car is unwelcome on her turf.
Perhaps she is racist and hates jap cars.
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Perhaps she is racist and hates jap cars.
She is an Australian dog, so definite possibility.
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Perhaps she is racist and hates jap cars.
She is an Australian dog, so definite possibility.
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WTF that is millie!
Haha.
Yea, I might buy some of that spray stuff that you can spray on furniture and see if it works on cars too...
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Your title says dog gone.. Just add "to heaven" after that.
Done.
Naaaa yer sounds like he's bored or needs something to chew the fuck out on, as the others have said, give him something to chew on. Or next time you catch her in the act give her a beating.
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Does hitting your dog really work though? I have my doubts.
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Does hitting your dog really work though? I have my doubts.
Sure does.
Smack em like you mean it. They're an animal. Do you see two dogs sitting down at a table, having coffee and discussing a problem they may have? No.
You see them fight. Teeth out, heckles up. Have you ever heard of a choker chain? Its got a gnarly name for a reason.
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Does hitting your dog really work though? I have my doubts.
Sure does.
Smack em like you mean it. They're an animal. Do you see two dogs sitting down at a table, having coffee and discussing a problem they may have? No.
You see them fight. Teeth out, heckles up. Have you ever heard of a choker chain? Its got a gnarly name for a reason.
Haha, well I definitely use a choker chain on millie when ever we go for walks, and often a soft muzzle, but she doesn't bite people, the muzzle is more for barking.
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The Victim
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The terror.
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Take the dog out to the car. Encourage it to eat the car bumper, and when it does, explode with rage and tell it off.
My partner is a dog trainer and does this to any new dog we get. It teaches them not to eat our food or anything that is put on the ground. (or anything you don't want them doing).
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Set claymores either side of front...and hope the dog doesnt go prone.
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Take the dog out to the car. Encourage it to eat the car bumper, and when it does, explode with rage and tell it off.
My partner is a dog trainer and does this to any new dog we get. It teaches them not to eat our food or anything that is put on the ground. (or anything you don't want them doing).
Way to make dog psychotic imo.
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1 place small metal bars on bumper
2 rig to car battery
3 ????
4 Profit
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Take the dog out to the car. Encourage it to eat the car bumper, and when it does, explode with rage and tell it off.
My partner is a dog trainer and does this to any new dog we get. It teaches them not to eat our food or anything that is put on the ground. (or anything you don't want them doing).
Way to make dog psychotic imo.
You'd know all about dogs, wouldn't you, pussy.
'Exploding with rage' might be a bit much, but telling it off with a firm voice so the dog is able to recognize that you are trying to discipline it.
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Take the dog out to the car. Encourage it to eat the car bumper, and when it does, explode with rage and tell it off.
My partner is a dog trainer and does this to any new dog we get. It teaches them not to eat our food or anything that is put on the ground. (or anything you don't want them doing).
Way to make dog psychotic imo.
You'd know all about dogs, wouldn't you, pussy.
Just because that sort of thing works with you, doesn't mean it will have that effect on the dog.
Some dogs are pretty smart.
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Take the dog out to the car. Encourage it to eat the car bumper, and when it does, explode with rage and tell it off.
My partner is a dog trainer and does this to any new dog we get. It teaches them not to eat our food or anything that is put on the ground. (or anything you don't want them doing).
Way to make dog psychotic imo.
You'd know all about dogs, wouldn't you, pussy.
Just because that sort of thing works with you, doesn't mean it will have that effect on the dog.
Some dogs are pretty smart.
Come on Zarkov. Read what I said.
My partner is a dog trainer. She uses the same technique with both of our dogs.
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Take the dog out to the car. Encourage it to eat the car bumper, and when it does, explode with rage and tell it off.
My partner is a dog trainer and does this to any new dog we get. It teaches them not to eat our food or anything that is put on the ground. (or anything you don't want them doing).
Way to make dog psychotic imo.
You'd know all about dogs, wouldn't you, pussy.
Just because that sort of thing works with you, doesn't mean it will have that effect on the dog.
Some dogs are pretty smart.
Come on Zarkov. Read what I said.
My partner is a dog trainer. She uses the same technique with both of our dogs.
Exactly.
Once she worked out how to house train Retardo, it was logical to try the same techniques on the canines.
I presume that even you can learn from having your nose rubbed in it.
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Rubbing the animals nose in whatever it has done wrong as a tool for discipline is a myth.
Doesn't work. The same as beating it with a rolled up newspaper.
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Simon wins an internet.
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Does hitting your dog really work though? I have my doubts.
Sure does.
Smack em like you mean it. They're an animal. Do you see two dogs sitting down at a table, having coffee and discussing a problem they may have? No.
You see them fight. Teeth out, heckles up. Have you ever heard of a choker chain? Its got a gnarly name for a reason.
Haha, well I definitely use a choker chain on millie when ever we go for walks, and often a soft muzzle, but she doesn't bite people, the muzzle is more for barking.
You men disgust me with the way you treat your girlfriends
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Choker chains are nasty and the sign of a lazy dog owner.
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There's a mother and son duo in my area that I can only describe as hick scum. They have the usual Rotty dogs (as most try-hard white scum do) . The son walks one of them by wrapping a chain around his waist and then looping it around the dogs neck.
Your average garage grade chain.
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When dogs get bored they lick the fur off of their forearms or chew small objects (or furniture if you're unlucky or trees if you have danes). Dogs do not chew on cars out of boredom.
This is my own little theory, and probably holds no real merit, but does the front of the car look like a face? With gritted teeth?
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"Day 9. I'm still here, but I can only wonder for how much longer. Will it come for me while I sleep? Who knows how this creature assaults its victims? It may merely wait for me behind the clothesline, only to pummel me with those grotesque, round feet. God those feet.... black as the darkest night. It's expression....never....changes. Ever.
Truly, a nightmare has descended upon this home.
I cannot await my fate any longer. I will strike tonight.
FOR MASTER SPORK"
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Hahahaha, might as well close this thread after such a post.
That is quite a possible scenario, as she sleeps while facing the car, there is an old seat outside the front door where she sleeps, she has a kennel but does not like it, and it is now over run by red backs.
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I have risen by household terror alert to stage 10. Code Orange.
It appears as if code name Millie has acquired certain intelligence documents on entering the house without the use of doors. at approximately 1830 on Monday the 13th, 'Millie' was found in the wash tub in the laundry. No doors were open, and the tub is far too high up off the ground for her to jump up there.
I believe it is teleportation, this dog is pure evil.
*Photo was such crap quality, I photoshopped the hell out of it using the curves tool.
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Dog jumped; that's a given.
Burglar got the doors.
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Given you say? Neg, she is far too old for that stuff.
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Passing grandmother put her in there because she thought it was a trashcan.
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Given you say? Neg, she is far too old for that stuff.
Must have been the burglar then.
I thought my Grandmother was too old for sex. Boy was I surprised!
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Dog thinks that metal wash tub will shield it from harmful gamma rays.
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Silly dog, you need a lid on top of the tub to be fully shielded!
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I thought my Grandmother was too old for sex. Boy was I surprised!
You southerners sure do like to keep it in the family
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O.K, so just now my little Jack Russel was barking her mad head off at something, even though it's about -80 degrees outside.. Well I go outside to check what the hell she is on about and see her teeth are wrapped around the number plate on my mum's car, and she was trying to rip it off the car! I also noticed that she had chewed a large section of the front of the car, as if trying to rip off the front bumper of the car.
So I open up the hood of the car and take a look inside to see that there was rat excrement all throughout the insides.
Why in the world would a rat go into a car's engine (this car hasn't been driven in just under a week, so the engine is not warm) and what in the world am I supposed to do to stop it going in there? Looks as though this is not the first time, as there was quite a lot of poop in there.
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EDIT: I just read over this thread.. Hahahaha some of the posts are hilarious.
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Put a mouse trap in there bro.
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Can you put the car back in the garage and leave the dog in there to stop the rat getting back in?
Is it an old car with a fan? Fire it up in the middle of the night hehe.
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Neg, very new Toyota something or other.
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Probably an urban myth but I recall some kid telling me that rats can't burp. So just remove all water and leave a nice bowl of FIZZY DRANK.
But srs, maybe let the dog out and fire up the car at night. Maybe you'll get lucky.
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Weird thing tonight I was just heading out, and I saw some oldish lady (45 or so) who had just opened my gate and was bending over picking up my dog, I walked down my driveway just as this was happening and she put my dog down and said something along the lines of;
'Oh I was just here patting your dog, I walk past fairly often and have noticed she is fairly calm and a nice little dog, what's her name?'
Then she turned around and walked off.. To her car which was parked on the wrong side of the road with the door open and engine running..
This dog is causing a whole lot of commotion.
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lolwut.
Never a dull moment at in Adelaide.
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Weird thing tonight I was just heading out, and I saw some oldish lady (45 or so) who had just opened my gate and was bending over picking up my dog, I walked down my driveway just as this was happening and she put my dog down and said something along the lines of;
'Oh I was just here patting your dog, I walk past fairly often and have noticed she is fairly calm and a nice little dog, what's her name?'
Then she turned around and walked off.. To her car which was parked on the wrong side of the road with the door open and engine running..
This dog is causing a whole lot of commotion.
Geezus man, your dog may or may not be magic. Install a security camera asap!
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Cheeky bitch was going to pinch your dog bro.
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Dog (almost) gone!
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Cheeky bitch was going to pinch your dog bro.
Yea man, I am so pissed off that I didn't even get her car's registration number. Such an idiot I am.
Millie is still in my yard though, so either the lady was legit, or I scared her off. =D
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I think she was legit. You don't scare anything :D
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She's just biding her time.
You should make a picture of her as best you can from memory and stick flyers to telephone poles around the place, warning your neighbourhood of a pet theif in their area.
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Just reading over this thread after what's been an emotional day.
All Toyotas can now live a safe and happy life, as Millie 'Car Dog' Sporkut has moved on to a better place.
In the end, we had the Toyota fixed up (only about a year ago) and the people cleaned away the scent and there was no further issues.
The woman who i thought was trying to kidnap my dog just turned out to be batshit insane and stops by every day to talk to my dog.... (WHAT?)
And my dog did not teleport into any more wash tubs.
RIP Millie, best dog ever (at least equally as good as Sonic, my previous Red Heeler)
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