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Title: Mars
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on June 05, 2012, 10:49:36 am
Do you want to go to Mars?

I'm not talking about a virtual vacation implanted into your brain, this is the real deal. A company, 'Mars One' has laid plans done to land people on Mars by 2023.

http://mars-one.com/

They're a new company with no money, but they are serious. The required technology exisits, like the Falcon rocket built by SpaceX, and they plan to fund it by corporate sponsorship and making a big media event of the trip and landing.

Most importantly, it's a one-way trip. Four people will be sent to mars, and the company plans to send another 4 every two years.


I'm dubious of thier method of funding, and doubt they'll make the deadline. However a Mars landing my my lifetime would be awesome and I wish them all the best.



Unfortunately they intend to 'protect' people from radiation, which means no mutant ladies with three boobs.
Title: Mars
Post by: Speakman on June 05, 2012, 11:04:25 am
But But


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC4ufqxWwMw
Title: Mars
Post by: Black Heart on June 05, 2012, 12:06:07 pm
lol @ 'rest of their lives' & 'additional crew' *cough* replacements.
Title: Mars
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on June 05, 2012, 12:42:04 pm
Quote from: Black Heart;1488726
lol @ 'rest of their lives' & 'additional crew' *cough* replacements.

Your first job as a colonist is to bury the bodies of the previous colonists.
Title: Mars
Post by: BerG on June 05, 2012, 01:06:01 pm
Keen, although I remember a similar thread to this many years ago, in which I said something along the lines of "they had better have some sweet pussy on that ship".

Imagine if you got selected along with a bunch of other men and some old grandma.


I can imagine that due to the publicity factor of this mission, they will be selecting a bunch of young and sexy people like Fear Factor does. It will be like Big Brother Mars Edition. And they will probably pick 3 guys and one girl, so the guys fight over the girl. Or otherwise just have a big 4-way orgy, which will pump up the ratings big time.
Title: Mars
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on June 05, 2012, 01:23:19 pm
^ I'd watch it.

The uncensored version which plays late at night.
Title: Mars
Post by: Zarkov on June 05, 2012, 03:42:15 pm
It's easy to send people to Mars.

Getting them back again is a bit harder.
Title: Mars
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on June 05, 2012, 03:49:36 pm
Quote from: Zarkov;1488778
It's easy to send people to Mars.

Getting them back again is a bit harder.

What's your point?

This company clearly states that the reason for a one way trip is because a return trip is too hard.
Title: Mars
Post by: camy205 on June 05, 2012, 03:55:39 pm
I'd sacrifice my life to go to Mars to be honest.
Title: Mars
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on June 05, 2012, 04:06:42 pm
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I'd sacrifice my life to go to Mars to be honest.

Look me up when you get there.

I'll be one of the other 3 people on the entire planet.


We can play practical jokes on the new guys when they arrive, like move thier Mars habitat while they are sleeping.
Title: Mars
Post by: Zarkov on June 05, 2012, 04:15:47 pm
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1488784
Look me up when you get there.

I'll be one of the other 3 people on the entire planet.


We can play practical jokes on the new guys when they arrive, like move thier Mars habitat while they are sleeping.


Pretend the atmosphere is breathable.
Title: Mars
Post by: CSfaith on June 05, 2012, 04:26:59 pm
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1488782
What's your point?

This company clearly states that the reason for a one way trip is because a return trip is too hard.

Game set and match. SpaceMonkey 1, Zarkov 0
Title: Mars
Post by: Black Heart on June 06, 2012, 08:35:25 am
I'd be bored in a week.
Title: Mars
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on June 06, 2012, 08:45:53 am
Quote from: Black Heart;1488919
I'd be bored in a week.

That's because you are a boring person.
Title: Mars
Post by: Black Heart on June 08, 2012, 09:45:01 am
No it's because mars is inhospitable. Deathrow prisoners get more freedom than anyone sent on this mission.
Title: Mars
Post by: Xenolightning on June 08, 2012, 09:55:31 am
Veronica.
Title: Mars
Post by: Scunner on June 08, 2012, 12:11:55 pm
Attacks.
Title: Mars
Post by: Speakman on June 08, 2012, 12:21:08 pm
Bar.
Title: Mars
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on June 08, 2012, 12:52:36 pm
Is that a Mars bar in your pocket?
Title: Mars
Post by: frankytanky on June 08, 2012, 12:54:20 pm
upial?
Title: Mars
Post by: Tandoori on June 08, 2012, 02:58:08 pm
shmallow.
Title: Mars
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on June 08, 2012, 03:48:57 pm
hland.
Title: Mars
Post by: Xenolightning on June 08, 2012, 03:52:46 pm
eilles.
Title: Mars
Post by: Pitchey on June 08, 2012, 03:52:55 pm
Quote from: Black Heart;1488919
I'd be bored in a week.


There'd be a bit of a lag issue I think.
Title: Mars
Post by: Black Heart on June 08, 2012, 11:24:45 pm
Well I haven't touched bf3 single player yet. wheres the power outlet ? Fuck it, I'll kill me some colonists. 0 lag, and better graphics.
Title: Mars
Post by: Pitchey on June 09, 2012, 12:51:48 am
No respawn though.
Title: Mars
Post by: Pyromanik on June 09, 2012, 10:03:38 am
No future anyway.
Title: Mars
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on July 06, 2012, 09:03:19 pm
There's a documentary about Mars on channel four right now.







Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEWHbhLx_-Y&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PL1F44739E19E99976
Title: Mars
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on July 17, 2012, 11:48:56 am
It's intresting. This company has big ideas, and no money.

Just like me.


It's likey humans will land on Mars in the next 30 years, but the name on the side of the lander will be the company who paid the most.

(probaly google)
Title: Mars
Post by: SteddieEddie on July 17, 2012, 01:47:08 pm
I doubt we will remember google in 30 years
Title: Mars
Post by: Black Heart on July 17, 2012, 02:02:21 pm
mars street view. via google rover.. sweet.
Title: Mars
Post by: Bounty Hunter on July 18, 2012, 11:23:07 am
I'll one-way to mars, but only if they start a breeding programme.
Title: Mars
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on April 22, 2013, 10:40:10 am
Mars One is making an announcement tomorrow about the Astronaut selection program.
http://mars-one.com/en/

I've already gone ahead and signed you all up.
Title: Mars
Post by: Scunner on April 22, 2013, 10:59:10 am
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1523914
I've already gone ahead and signed you all up.

I call shotgun for the trip there.
Title: Mars
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on April 22, 2013, 11:07:20 am
Quote from: Scunner;1523918
I call shotgun for the trip there.

Don't worry, everyone will be given shotguns. It's safer that way.
Title: Mars
Post by: Bounty Hunter on April 22, 2013, 12:02:35 pm
I'm going.
Title: Mars
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on April 23, 2013, 08:07:56 am
So, they are taking applicants, you can sign up on the site.

You can view all the other applicants here, read about them and watch their videos.
http://applicants.mars-one.com/
Title: Mars
Post by: Pitchey on April 23, 2013, 10:25:51 am
Had a quick read of some of the "applicants".

They sound like bad ads from a dating agency video!

"I'm a critically discerning cosmopolitan, identifying with a variety of roles and yet very few." WTF?

"I am a student currently and in life indefinitely." - Rolls eyes.

"I have a passion for my studies at Reading University, philosophy" Oh, THAT will be handing in space or on another planet!

The fact that the top star rating you can give them is called "gorgeous" makes me wonder who set this site up!
Title: Mars
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on April 23, 2013, 10:36:30 am
And these are the people who will boldly go where no man or woman has gone before. To explore strange new worlds. The first step of humanity into the unknown universe.


These critically discerning cosmopolitans from Reading University.
Title: Mars
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on April 23, 2013, 10:43:30 am
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I like microbiology and immunology, and I like reading books. Sometimes I do maths and read about the Universe on the Internet or in books. I write verses and a few songs, 'cause I like music and have graduated from music school. I like to drive my car and I adore my dog and tortoise.

She sometimes does maths.

Sometimes.

And adores her tortoise.

I doubt she'll be allowed to bring her dog and tortoise to Mars with her.
Title: Mars
Post by: Xenolightning on April 23, 2013, 10:47:13 am
Gram
Title: Mars
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on April 23, 2013, 10:47:50 am
I reckon they should send both Alexander's.


And both Sean's.


That's your four Mars colonists right there.
Title: Mars
Post by: Scunner on April 23, 2013, 11:19:45 am
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1523975
I reckon they should send both Alexander's.


And both Sean's.


That's your four Mars colonists right there.

Well, you'd be able to cut out any child raising considerations for the preparation of the first trip at least.
Title: Mars
Post by: Bounty Hunter on April 23, 2013, 11:37:19 am
wait a minute....we should tell everybody there's a giant space goat coming to eat the planet!
Title: Re: Mars
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on February 20, 2015, 06:03:56 am
While I admire the pioneering sprit of many of these applicants (they are down to a shortlist of a 100), I don't have so much for this guy.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11403573 (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11403573)
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For the chance to move to Mars, he'd happily leave it all behind.

It would be tougher, he said, saying goodbye to wife Emma and sons Sina, 14, and Ali, 4.

"It's a bit hard for them, but my wife is trying to understand the situation and she is supporting me, because this is something very important."


Dude, leaving your wife and kids, that's pretty harsh.


For me, no way I would ever leave my family behind.
Title: Re: Mars
Post by: Lias on February 20, 2015, 12:36:17 pm
For me, no way I would ever leave my family behind.

Wifes/GF, maybe I could understand? But kids... WTF is that dude thinking.
Title: Re: Mars
Post by: Xsannz on February 20, 2015, 02:22:45 pm
For me, no way I would ever leave my family behind.

Wifes/GF, maybe I could understand? But kids... WTF is that dude thinking.

maybe he figures no way IRD gonna hit him up for Child support when he is on mars :P

but yeah i dont understand
Title: Re: Mars
Post by: Bell on February 21, 2015, 12:46:05 pm
Don't think this thing will get off the ground anytime soon.
http://spacenews.com/mars-one-suspends-work-on-robotic-missions/ (http://spacenews.com/mars-one-suspends-work-on-robotic-missions/)

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“SSTL delivered the concept study for the Mars One communications system last year,” SSTL spokeswoman Joelle Sykes said Feb. 16. “There are no follow-on activities underway at the moment.
Title: Re: Mars
Post by: BerG on February 22, 2015, 07:23:42 am
While I admire the pioneering sprit of many of these applicants (they are down to a shortlist of a 100), I don't have so much for this guy.

[url]http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11403573[/url] ([url]http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11403573[/url])
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For the chance to move to Mars, he'd happily leave it all behind.

It would be tougher, he said, saying goodbye to wife Emma and sons Sina, 14, and Ali, 4.

"It's a bit hard for them, but my wife is trying to understand the situation and she is supporting me, because this is something very important."


Dude, leaving your wife and kids, that's pretty harsh.


For me, no way I would ever leave my family behind.


Dont be silly monkey, you dont have kids.

Also, watch that stupid movie Intersteller. You can easily contact your kids because love is the one thing that transcends dimensions of time and space, bla bla something something something Matt Damon.

Title: Matt Damon!
Post by: Tiwaking! on February 22, 2015, 02:46:31 pm
Matt Damon
Matt Damon in Team America (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUa5oHgYV2k#ws)
Title: Re: Mars
Post by: BerG on April 01, 2015, 07:40:03 pm
You were right about the no money thing.

They still have no money. Except the money they took for themselves. To buy a nice house. On Earth.

https://medium.com/matter/mars-one-insider-quits-dangerously-flawed-project-2dfef95217d3
Title: Re: Mars
Post by: Pitchey on April 24, 2015, 01:05:18 am
Not Mars, but maybe SM can give them some tips?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/science/67954752/japan-eyes-2018-moon-landing-seeks-to-keep-up-with-rivals (http://www.stuff.co.nz/science/67954752/japan-eyes-2018-moon-landing-seeks-to-keep-up-with-rivals)
Title: Re: Mars
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on April 24, 2015, 05:36:09 am
Japan wants to keep up with China.

How times are changing.
Title: Re: Mars
Post by: Bounty Hunter on April 26, 2015, 10:16:21 pm
I was thinking the other day, the first martian might be born in our lifetime.
Title: Re: Mars
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on May 05, 2015, 07:55:21 am
I was thinking the other day, the first martian might be born in our lifetime.


I hope s/he looks like this.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d5/Marvin_the_Martian.svg/300px-Marvin_the_Martian.svg.png)
Title: Re: Mars
Post by: Zarkov on May 05, 2015, 04:50:44 pm
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1488782
What's your point?

This company clearly states that the reason for a one way trip is because a return trip is too hard.

Game set and match. SpaceMonkey 1, Zarkov 0

That's bullshit.

My joke about the atmosphere was much funnier than Spacemonkey's.

All these years and that erroneous post went unanswered.

Well, better late than never.
Title: Re: Mars
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on May 20, 2015, 09:06:42 am
You were right about the no money thing.

They still have no money. Except the money they took for themselves. To buy a nice house. On Earth.

[url]https://medium.com/matter/mars-one-insider-quits-dangerously-flawed-project-2dfef95217d3[/url] ([url]https://medium.com/matter/mars-one-insider-quits-dangerously-flawed-project-2dfef95217d3[/url])


Here's the response from Mars-one regarding this article.

http://www.mars-one.com/news/press-releases/mars-ones-ceo-bas-lansdorp-answers-questions-about-mission-feasibility (http://www.mars-one.com/news/press-releases/mars-ones-ceo-bas-lansdorp-answers-questions-about-mission-feasibility)

While I don't necessarily believe Mars-one will still be able to pull this off, I agree that a lot of things on that medium article were wrong. Seams more of just a case of a reporter and disgruntled applicant trying to discredit them.


It will be interesting when the actual training starts.