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Title: Rise of the Planet of the Neanderthals
Post by: BerG on January 22, 2013, 09:18:22 pm
A harvard professor is looking for women he can inseminate with neanderthals and bring back our beloved ancestors.

I am very excited about this. Neanderthals look a fair bit like us, but are just way stronger and dumber. We could send them out to fight our wars for us. Or send them out on the streets at night to beat up drunk hooligans and eat homeless people.

Plus it would teach those damned religious people a thing or two about where we come from.

http://www.livescience.com/26447-neanderthal-clone-church.html

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Title: Rise of the Planet of the Neanderthals
Post by: Zarkov on January 22, 2013, 09:48:09 pm
Still some wandering around I reckon.
Title: Rise of the Planet of the Neanderthals
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on January 22, 2013, 10:01:51 pm
That one looks like he's thinking.

That's more then what most humans do.
Title: Rise of the Planet of the Neanderthals
Post by: Pyromanik on January 22, 2013, 10:44:53 pm
Quote from: BerG;1515697
Plus it would teach those damned religious people a thing or two about where we come from.

Don't be so naive.
They'll just turn around and go "it was all God's divine plan."
Title: Rise of the Planet of the Neanderthals
Post by: Pyromanik on January 22, 2013, 10:45:13 pm
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1515707
That one looks like he's thinking.

That's more then what most humans do.

It's a woman.
Title: 80% Neanderthal Already
Post by: Tiwaking! on January 23, 2013, 10:48:16 am
Quote from: BerG;1515697
A harvard professor is looking for women he can inseminate with neanderthals and bring back our beloved ancestors.

Nominate Liz Shaw (http://www.getsome.co.nz/showthread.php?84619-Worst-thing-you-ll-watch-for-2013)
Title: Rise of the Planet of the Neanderthals
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on January 23, 2013, 10:59:06 am
Quote from: BerG;1515697
A harvard professor is looking for women he can inseminate

Those harvard professors eh.
Title: Rise of the Planet of the Neanderthals
Post by: Retardobot on January 23, 2013, 02:43:34 pm
Does Winston Peters know this guy has his sperm?
Title: Rise of the Planet of the Neanderthals
Post by: Chilli on January 25, 2013, 11:03:19 pm
Quote from: BerG;1515697


I am very excited about this. Neanderthals look a fair bit like us, but are just way stronger and dumber. We could send them out to fight our wars for us. Or send them out on the streets at night to beat up drunk hooligans and eat homeless people.



So you want south Auckland or Flaxmere all round the world do you?  >_<