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General => General Chat => Topic started by: Retardobot on March 05, 2013, 08:17:25 pm

Title: Shave for a Cure.
Post by: Retardobot on March 05, 2013, 08:17:25 pm: So, I'm doing this thing.

If you dicks donate enough ($500), I'll shave on the 31st and post pics.

http://www.shaveforacure.co.nz/view_event_profile/9409
Title: Shave for a Cure.
Post by: Growler on March 05, 2013, 08:24:17 pm: Shave what.... head sack n crack but keep the beard?
Title: Shave for a Cure.
Post by: Kayne on March 05, 2013, 08:28:10 pm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLINLkwqZeI

I'm such a clever lad.
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Post by: Retardobot on March 05, 2013, 08:35:32 pm: Fucking champ, Kayne.

I'll do my best to make a show out of it. Do funny shaving styles before it all comes off.
Title: Shave for a Cure.
Post by: Obble on March 05, 2013, 09:08:38 pm: If you get to $400, ill top off the last $100 by myself.
Title: Shave for a Cure.
Post by: Retardobot on March 05, 2013, 09:11:36 pm: _b
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Post by: frankytanky on March 06, 2013, 08:15:54 am: I will back you $20. Thunder buddies for life.
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Post by: Retardobot on March 06, 2013, 08:26:28 am: Hot shit _b
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Post by: The Demon Lord on March 06, 2013, 09:19:21 am: that is quite the baby Beard you got going on.

Its so Cute
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Post by: Retardobot on March 06, 2013, 09:25:15 am: I deal with people all day.

I tend to get a better response from clients when I DON'T look like a hobo.
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Post by: winter on March 06, 2013, 09:26:45 am: Man, it'd take at least 1k before I even thought about shaving my beard.
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Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on March 06, 2013, 09:27:43 am: Hell yes, i'm donating monies, I want to see a bald retardobot.
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Post by: Retardobot on March 06, 2013, 09:33:11 am: That's the spirit, Spaceballs!
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Post by: The Demon Lord on March 06, 2013, 09:40:36 am: Quote from: winter;1519899
Man, it'd take at least 1k before I even thought about shaving my beard.

I wouldn't, even for 10K

But then my beard has seen 6 years of hard work put into it (since I last trimmed it)
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Post by: Scunner on March 06, 2013, 03:24:54 pm: Does $20 get me a lock of your hair when it comes off? I promise I wont clone you.
Title: Shave for a Cure.
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on March 06, 2013, 03:45:03 pm: Quote from: Scunner;1519942
Does $20 get me a lock of your hair when it comes off? I promise I wont clone you.

Yes, there should be rewards, like Kickstarter.
Title: Shave for a Cure.
Post by: Emrico1 on March 06, 2013, 04:31:55 pm: I'm in. I'd like a lipstick buttprint on canvas please
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Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on March 06, 2013, 04:46:07 pm: Quote from: Emrico1;1519948
I'm in. I'd like a lipstick buttprint on canvas please

I didn't know your real name was Emrico One.
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Post by: Emrico1 on March 06, 2013, 06:08:56 pm: Quote from: Spacemonkey;1519950
I didn't know your real name was Emrico One.

I've cleverly shortened it with a number so nobody knows my real name.
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Post by: Speakman on March 06, 2013, 06:15:52 pm: Requesting a set of balls cut in before complete removal
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Post by: Growler on March 08, 2013, 05:50:26 pm: I'll chip in on next pay cycle mate.
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Post by: Obble on March 09, 2013, 10:29:22 am: $200 to go, cmon girls ^______^
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Post by: BerG on March 09, 2013, 10:47:14 am: Why can't we shave to fund a space program instead, I don't care about children.
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Post by: Retardobot on March 15, 2013, 09:31:41 am: Shave day today.

Came in at $310 which is pretty decent!

Thanks to those who donated! Epic effort!

To those who didn't - may you have runny shits for the entire weekend.
Title: Shave for a Cure.
Post by: The Demon Lord on March 15, 2013, 09:46:00 am: Quote from: Retardobot;1520785
To those who didn't - may you have runny shits for the entire weekend.

I took a pretty runny shit this morning.

Then I imagined that I was taking it onto your face.

Then I had to go have several wanks.
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Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on March 15, 2013, 09:51:05 am: Quote from: Retardobot;1520785
Thanks to those who donated! Epic effort!

To those who didn't - may you have runny shits for the entire weekend.

Can we have both?
Title: Shave for a Cure.
Post by: Retardobot on March 15, 2013, 10:58:21 am: A before shot:

(http://i.imgur.com/9XwSrIo.jpg)

I'll upload an after shot sometime this afternoon. Hopefully with some video footage.
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Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on March 15, 2013, 11:12:56 am: Sell your hair on TradeMe
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Post by: The Demon Lord on March 15, 2013, 11:31:52 am: Quote from: Retardobot;1520796
A before shot:

([url]http://i.imgur.com/9XwSrIo.jpg[/url])

I'll upload an after shot sometime this afternoon. Hopefully with some video footage.

Where is your Hair/Beard?
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Post by: Retardobot on March 15, 2013, 11:46:53 am: I sold it and bought a house.
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Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on March 15, 2013, 11:52:48 am: You bought a horse?
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Post by: Retardobot on March 15, 2013, 11:54:29 am: Quote from: Spacemonkey;1520804
You bought a horse?

And then I ate it.
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Post by: Xenolightning on March 15, 2013, 12:57:18 pm: How did you selfie the back of your head so successfully.
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Post by: Retardobot on March 15, 2013, 01:16:19 pm: Camera in the screen.

After:

(http://i.imgur.com/BRiLfyf.jpg)
Title: Shave for a Cure.
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on March 15, 2013, 01:18:30 pm: HAhahahaha

Awesome
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Post by: Retardobot on March 15, 2013, 01:35:03 pm: It's a bit patchy at the moment.

Hopefully clean it up tonight.
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Post by: Emrico1 on March 15, 2013, 01:43:52 pm: Good job dood
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Post by: Retardobot on March 15, 2013, 01:45:20 pm: I expect some hilarious photoshops when I get home from work.
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Post by: Speakman on March 15, 2013, 01:47:28 pm: Quote from: Retardobot;1520812
It's a bit patchy at the moment.

Hopefully clean it up tonight.

As a contributor, I forbid this :D
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Post by: winter on March 15, 2013, 01:55:31 pm: fuk' dis guy finks he is frum breaking bed or someting.
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Post by: Retardobot on March 15, 2013, 02:01:44 pm: BRB - making meth in a trailer.
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Post by: Emrico1 on March 15, 2013, 02:02:56 pm: Badass look is working for you, need face tattoo ASAP.
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Post by: winter on March 15, 2013, 02:06:00 pm: You can borrow my patch vest you'll be fucking TUFF az. Get up to speed with some black/death metal just in case people start talking about it.. believe me, it's a 'good' conversation starter..

Heres an older photo of me rocking it, it's been modified and tonnes added since, so you'll get a million metal points at any local gathering.
(http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/562049_10152022253510463_1410483697_n.jpg)

St Lukes Mall: "IS DAT A KU KLUX VEST?"
Title: Shave for a Cure.
Post by: The Demon Lord on March 15, 2013, 02:21:33 pm: Quote from: winter;1520820
You can borrow my patch vest you'll be fucking TUFF az. Get up to speed with some black/death metal just in case people start talking about it.. believe me, it's a 'good' conversation starter..

All you need to know about Metal:

Cradle of Filth have Sucked since Midian
Immortal never Sold out.
Nile can never release a bad album
You liked burzum until Varg started experimenting
Die Mysteris dom sathanas
FUCKING SLAAAAAYER!!!!!!
Doom metal is gay.
Secretly you love Power metal and when no one is watching you like to make power-crotch poses whilst singing along to ManOwaR
Title: Shave for a Cure.
Post by: Retardobot on March 15, 2013, 02:38:33 pm: Is this metal?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=o1AyssBzH0E
Title: Shave for a Cure.
Post by: The Demon Lord on March 15, 2013, 02:44:14 pm: Quote from: Retardobot;1520831
Is this metal?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twYDtssbAxc
Title: Shave for a Cure.
Post by: Retardobot on March 15, 2013, 02:45:56 pm: The only reason I post that specific song is because a good friend plays as their bassist.
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Post by: The Demon Lord on March 15, 2013, 02:52:51 pm: Quote from: Retardobot;1520834
The only reason I post that specific song is because a good friend plays as their bassist.

Hairy Muff, Hairy Muff - what does he believe he plays?
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Post by: Retardobot on March 15, 2013, 02:59:01 pm: I don't know what you just said.
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Post by: The Demon Lord on March 15, 2013, 03:09:02 pm: Quote from: Retardobot;1520837
I don't know what you just said.

Hairy Muff = Fair Enough

The next part is about asking the musician what he thinks the genre he plays is - as generally they will know what umbrella they fit under
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Post by: winter on March 15, 2013, 03:12:45 pm: DOOM METAL IS NOT GAY!
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Post by: Retardobot on March 15, 2013, 03:17:49 pm: Quote from: The Demon Lord;1520838
Hairy Muff = Fair Enough

The next part is about asking the musician what he thinks the genre he plays is - as generally they will know what umbrella they fit under

Ah. To be honest, I've no idea. I've never actually stopped to ask.
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Post by: The Demon Lord on March 15, 2013, 03:19:44 pm: Quote from: winter;1520839
DOOM METAL IS NOT GAY!

okay then.

Its boring cause nothing happens in a song for half an hour Because they have only just finished playing the first riff!
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Post by: Codex on March 15, 2013, 03:22:43 pm: Your mum's boring because nothing happens in her for half an hour because they have only just finished playing her first riff.
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Post by: Retardobot on March 15, 2013, 03:24:20 pm: ^That guy.
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Post by: The Demon Lord on March 15, 2013, 03:31:09 pm: Quote from: Codex;1520843
Your mum's boring because nothing happens in her for half an hour because they have only just finished playing her first riff.

Wait, my Mum is a Metal Sub Genre?
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Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on March 15, 2013, 03:32:49 pm: Quote from: Retardobot;1520814
I expect some hilarious photoshops when I get home from work.

(http://www.getsome.co.nz/attachment.php?attachmentid=7814&d=1363314735)
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Post by: winter on March 15, 2013, 03:47:05 pm: Quote from: The Demon Lord;1520841
okay then.

Its boring cause nothing happens in a song for half an hour Because they have only just finished playing the first riff!

Nah.
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Post by: Codex on March 15, 2013, 04:34:56 pm: Quote from: The Demon Lord;1520846
Wait, my Mum is a Metal Sub Genre?

That is correct, she is often played by old metal heads
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Post by: mycoolcar on March 15, 2013, 04:46:20 pm: Quote from: winter;1520820
You can borrow my patch vest you'll be fucking TUFF az. Get up to speed with some black/death metal just in case people start talking about it.. believe me, it's a 'good' conversation starter..

Heres an older photo of me rocking it, it's been modified and tonnes added since, so you'll get a million metal points at any local gathering.

St Lukes Mall: "IS DAT A KU KLUX VEST?"

How long has that glorious facial bird nest been growing?
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Post by: winter on March 15, 2013, 04:50:11 pm: Quote from: mycoolcar;1520861
How long has that glorious facial bird nest been growing?

It's longer now, that was about 6-9 months ago.. I keep her nice and tidy now though, look like a hobo enough as it is and I do like being employed.
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Post by: Obble on March 15, 2013, 05:39:48 pm: Quote from: Retardobot;1520785
Shave day today.

Came in at $310 which is pretty decent!

Thanks to those who donated! Epic effort!

To those who didn't - may you have runny shits for the entire weekend.

Wait what?

I thought you had to get $500 to shave?

I wanted to be the guy that made you lose your hair. :(
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Post by: Pitchey on March 15, 2013, 07:16:36 pm: What? Is today the 31st of March?

Check your calender Retardo!
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Post by: Lias on March 15, 2013, 07:17:03 pm: Sorry tardo, I already donated $20 to one of my mates daughters whos doing it.. Teenage girl shaving off long hair trumps yours sorry :-)
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Post by: Retardobot on March 16, 2013, 08:22:28 pm: No worries, Lias! I agree. Watching a female lose her hair is always a lot more interesting.

Top bloke, Pitchey. Big thanks!

I decided to do it a bit earlier, there was no point in waiting 'til the 31st. I'm going to the Coromandel on the 31st for a few nights and want my hair to grow back a little bit before I go to try and protect it from the sun.
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Post by: Codex on March 17, 2013, 07:15:49 am: Surely you mean to protect your head from the weather, because baby, with those eyes and that beautiful scalp it'll be raining bitches
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Post by: Retardobot on March 17, 2013, 08:21:35 am: Codex Hallmark.
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Post by: Codex on March 17, 2013, 10:28:40 am: Actually I think if you leave your head shaven and lube it up before going outside woman will sit on you and absorb your scalp

This is how to woman right?
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Post by: Obble on March 17, 2013, 10:37:01 am: Quote from: Codex;1520986
Actually I think if you leave your head shaven and lube it up before going outside woman will sit on you and absorb your scalp

This is how to woman right?

Made about as much sense as women do.