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General => General Chat => Topic started by: JuDgE MenTaL on July 02, 2013, 12:09:03 pm
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Description - New Kentucky Burger
Original recipe Chicken breast, crispy fried Onion, Coleslaw, Bacon, Cheese and Bourbon BBQ Sauce
(http://www.kfc.co.nz/images/widgets/home_hero/RB0385%20Kentucky%20Burger%20Web%20Banner%20758x426pxl_V2.jpg)
Location: Panmure (Mt Wellington, Auckland)
This review is based on 7 key factors that I chose specific to this burger. The opinions are of course my own and therefore subjective.
BBQness 4/10 – Too much BBQ sauce/flavour and not enough Bourbon......just regular old BBQ Sauce.
Crispy Fried Onion 2/10 – crispy my arse. virtually non existent in my sample (but not in my stool sample later), and surprise surfuckingprise, nothing like the pic.
Chicken – 5/10 – I like original recipe but really only in it's raw form. This "burger" was dry as fuck and it may aswell have been a beer coaster or a piece of marine plywood.
Messiness – 2/10 – messy for all the wrong reasons, to describe - if I had rested it on it's side it would have resembled a 'back door' view to the main "leisure area" of an aging, bent over female Porn-star who really should have packed it in years ago (see Ginger Lynn Allen).
Coleslaw Salad 1/10 – Just shit, the only reason for it's inclusion was probably to recycle the unsold or leftovers that people leave on the table when it's tacked onto a different meal. No one likes it just FK OFF.
Bun 1/10 – Like 2 part foam or the green stuff you put fake flowers in to stand them up, and it was probably older than the aforementioned Porn-star.
Bacon 3/10 - How do you fk up Bacon? Well, you let KFC handle it is how.
Recommended side – Left, Turn left 180 degrees, face the door and walk out shouting where the fks Carl's Jnr? really nothing to see here.
Overall 0/10 – Just don't, I knew this was going to be shit, and it was.....a squashed mess lacking any class . With so many quality burgers doing the rounds at the moment this is just a desperate attempt to claw back some business from the already enlightened. Incase you're wondering why I bothered, well 2 reasons, 1, someone else paid for it and 2, because I've got your back GetSome'ers.
If there is to be any salvation for this it could either be that Panmure is the most awful KFC around (it's pretty grim and the staff look like they missed an evolutionary step along the way) or it was just made very very badly (I'm being generous there though I reckon), but I'd be interested to hear anyone else's experience...
Coming soon to JuDgE's burger corner - Wendy's Monster Melt Review!
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This could be a good burger if KFC didn't make it.
I'm sure they jump on each burger they make before wrapping it.
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I totally agree
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I doublely totally agree!
Had one from Westgate (West Ork) a couple of weeks ago. Lookin' at the propaganda pic, I thought, can I get my mouth around this thing? The fucken dorks that run dat shithouse looked utterly uninterested in serving paying customers. We waited so long that I presumed they must be killing the chooks to order. Then fuck me sideways, for $8.40, I got cold, dry fodder that was flatter than a biblical Earth!
And yes, someone else paid for mine too.......otherwise I would have returned later with a flame thrower (after sedating my hunger at Carl's Jr).
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Bravery for even trying that horrific artery busting vile pile.
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It just looks straight up fucked.
Only got to Burger Fuel or Burger Wisconsin for my burgers.
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horrific artery busting vile pile.
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wrong.gif)
This is the best fucking burger I've ever eaten. I've had 6 of the fuckers.
You cockssuckers are all fucked up in your taste buds.
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This is the best fucking burger I've ever eaten
You really should get out more.
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Bergs our resident bogan.
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Root me boot, I'm going to Berg's KFC branch next time..... in the mountains!
Don't tell me the staff all look like enthusiastic Swiss chicks who flirt with you while taking your order!? :p
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A++ thread (esp OP!)
Would read again.
In fact ... *scrolls back to top*
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Hitler fried chicken. Apparently KFC isn't so happy about this. http://twitpic.com/ctthdi
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/07/08/kfc-is-not-amused-by-hitler-fried-chicken/
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(http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/775678518.jpg?1369744127)
That is hilarious.
In other news, had another Kentucky the other day. I kid you not, it was even better than the first 5. This is the burger to end all burgers.
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Had one from the Lower Hutt franchise...was boring, lacking in delicious flavours, and just felt like the overall taste wasn't thought through (shouldn't have the slaw imo).
I hate that in NZ the chicken and the chips are not cooked as well as in the US, is too god dam soggy, I actually ask to get crispy overcooked chips, but the servers have the most blank and vague reaction I just shrug.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qre7YNu1IQ
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Looks dangerous!