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Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Poochy on July 26, 2013, 11:43:51 am
Hero Dog has life saving surgery after losing face.
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Kabang, the heroic dog who jumped on the road to save its owners, has received surgery to somewhat fix her deformed face after it was ripped off.

The mixed breed pedigree animal lost its face after jumping in front of a motorcycle to stop it hitting two young girls. Kabangs snout got caught in the rim of the motorcycle wheel and was ripped off.

After much fundraising, Kabang was flown to the US for life saving surgery, and has now returned looking only slightly freakishly disgusting.

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1368160.1370881114!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/philippines.jpg)

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1368159.1370879126!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/kabang11n-6-web.jpg)
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on July 26, 2013, 11:56:16 am
This is awesome. A+ would read again.

The world needs more hero dogs with freakishly disgusting faces.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: winter on July 26, 2013, 12:46:36 pm
Are we missing an after photo? looks the same :S
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on July 26, 2013, 12:52:05 pm
If it was my dog, I would have put a machine gun in place where his snout used to be.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: BerG on July 26, 2013, 12:52:27 pm
Quote from: winter;1528968
Are we missing an after photo? looks the same :S
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They are both after.

You dont even wanna know what it looked like before.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: BerG on July 26, 2013, 12:56:11 pm
(http://i.i.cbsi.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim2/2013/06/06/kabang_620x350.jpg)
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on July 26, 2013, 01:35:05 pm
You could just drop dog treats on his tongue, he wouldn't even have to open his month.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: frankytanky on July 26, 2013, 01:37:29 pm
I want to see a direct in front photo please. That would be weird.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: BerG on July 26, 2013, 01:58:33 pm
(http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/142959965-kabang-is-seen-after-giving-birth-to-six-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=Z0zsWpN2ukUDXYqF4boPJRfSjxeSsyGwQHtwWp9D6qio4RuwnEwSSmJUer%2F9MK461PvX%2BkMSlJAGFn7yfCRqmg%3D%3D)

(http://i.i.cbsi.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim2/2013/06/06/001_20130524_Kabang_after_6_620x414.jpg)
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on July 26, 2013, 02:05:27 pm
Quote from: BerG;1528974

([url]http://i.i.cbsi.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim2/2013/06/06/001_20130524_Kabang_after_6_620x414.jpg[/url])


It's like he's super happy all the time.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: The Demon Lord on July 26, 2013, 02:26:55 pm
I will admit - Animal injuries do make me a touch squimish.

Well, Squimish and Angry (insert animal cruelty rant here)
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: winter on July 26, 2013, 02:52:24 pm
What about chase, that cat with a rather interesting face.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Emrico1 on July 26, 2013, 03:07:02 pm
My dog has no nose...

Well, how does he smell?

Terrible.

Someone put that poor dog down... Yek.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Zarkov on July 26, 2013, 04:07:48 pm
How does he chew?

Or bite people for that matter.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: frankytanky on July 26, 2013, 04:58:04 pm
Quote from: frankytanky;1528973
I want to see a direct in front photo please. That would be weird.

 
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([url]http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/142959965-kabang-is-seen-after-giving-birth-to-six-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=Z0zsWpN2ukUDXYqF4boPJRfSjxeSsyGwQHtwWp9D6qio4RuwnEwSSmJUer%2F9MK461PvX%2BkMSlJAGFn7yfCRqmg%3D%3D[/url])

([url]http://i.i.cbsi.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim2/2013/06/06/001_20130524_Kabang_after_6_620x414.jpg[/url])


That's the stuff.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: BerG on July 26, 2013, 04:59:33 pm
Blood from his nose wound just keeps dripping down onto his tougue, which keeps him nourished.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Zarkov on July 26, 2013, 05:08:57 pm
Perpetual nourishment.

That's awesome.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: frankytanky on July 26, 2013, 07:35:30 pm
I want to hear that ugly fuck bark
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: frankytanky on July 26, 2013, 07:37:33 pm
(http://imgs.abduzeedo.com/files/articles/predator/17.jpg)
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: frankytanky on July 26, 2013, 07:41:53 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1wzQNzttSk
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: HandofBlood on July 26, 2013, 09:21:58 pm
Reminds me of that South Park Britney Spears episode.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Poochy on July 27, 2013, 05:56:45 am
Hero Dog carries baby to safety
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A heroic canine has been officially recognized after rescuing a small baby from a dump.

Pui, a Thai Bangkaew, was searching the dump for discarded smackos when he came across the live baby wrapped in a plastic bag. He carried the baby home to his owner, and barked loudly to get his attention.

Residents of the area said Pui regularly roams the neighborhood keeping the peace, and fighting crime.

However, authorities are being accused of rascism after Pui only recieved a leather collar for his actions when across town, Hero dog Kabang received an all expenses paid holiday to USA after saving a white girl.

A hospital spokeswoman said the baby will now be disposed of 'the proper way'.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/08/article-0-1A35DBE4000005DC-502_634x422.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/08/article-2337866-1A35DBB8000005DC-6_634x490.jpg)
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on July 27, 2013, 12:10:54 pm
Quote from: Poochy;1529002
He carried the baby home to his owner, and barked loudly to get his attention.

Bit like how a cat brings back rats to it's owner.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Emrico1 on July 27, 2013, 01:33:10 pm
Quote from: Poochy;1529002
[/B]A hospital spokeswoman said the baby will now be disposed of 'the proper way'.



Wait. Was the baby alive? The dog will just bring it back again you silly nurses.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: BerG on July 27, 2013, 01:42:28 pm
Those Thaiwanese are monsters.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Poochy on July 29, 2013, 05:49:23 am
Hero Dog saves owners from snowstorm


In US news, a heroic halfling has saved its owners from a sudden snowstorm.

The elderly couple were in their forest sanctuary late at night when hit by a sudden storm, which apparently had no warning whatsoever.

The massive storm that hit upstate New York that night felled trees, blocking the couple's path to the other sanctuary buildings — such as the school and storage building — and to their home, which was at least 200 feet away.

"We were in big trouble. I said to my husband, 'I think we could die out here,'" Eve said.

Fortunately, half wolf half German Shepherd Shana wasn't far away, and dug a tunnel underneath the trees before assisting his owners to climb through it and escape to safety.

"It was the most heroic thing I've ever seen in my life," Eve said. "God is watching; he's watching all the time".

God has not yet responded to questions on why he directed a deadly snowstorm towards the couple in the first place.

(http://www.dogguide.net/images/hero-dogs/Shana.jpg)
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on July 29, 2013, 08:24:23 am
Quote from: Poochy;1529087

Fortunately, half wolf half German Shepherd Shana wasn't far away, and dug a tunnel underneath the trees before assisting his owners to climb through it and escape to safety.


A full wolf would have eaten the couple.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: winter on July 29, 2013, 08:58:40 am
Quote from: Spacemonkey;1529089
A full wolf would have eaten the couple.

This is true, he is in a constant battle with himself.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Zarkov on July 29, 2013, 08:59:05 am
Silly Spacemonkey.

A full wolf doesn't eat anyone.

An empty wolf on the other hand...
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Pitchey on July 29, 2013, 01:03:59 pm
"...the mythological hero Medusa" WTF?

Go study Greek mythology you twat!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/bikes/8976586/Is-this-the-worlds-most-expensive-motorcycle
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: deanox on July 29, 2013, 01:10:36 pm
^I'll say heroine!! Get it right. :stupid:
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Pitchey on July 30, 2013, 03:32:28 am
-----------Punches deanox in his knee-------------
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: The Demon Lord on July 30, 2013, 06:58:20 am
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-----------Punches deanox in his knee-------------

What Pitchey said - I tool love Greek Mythology
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Threadcollector on July 30, 2013, 08:59:16 am
Almost as interesting as the Steam spam updates, almost.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Poochy on July 30, 2013, 07:00:23 pm
Hero Dog phones for help in emergency


Ever been disgusted by the number of dog owners buying their pets cellphones these days? You may want to reconsider.

On Monday, 17-pound beagle Belle received an award for phoning 911 after her diabetic owner had a seizure and collapsed.

“There is no doubt in my mind that I’d be dead if I didn’t have Belle,” said Weaver, 34, whose blood sugar had dropped dangerously low. Belle had been trained to summon help in just those circumstances. She had been taught to bite down on the number 9 on his cell phone contacting 911.

Using their keen sense of smell, animals like Belle can detect abnormalities in a person’s blood-sugar levels. The dog periodically licks Weaver’s nose to take her own reading of his blood-sugar level. If something seems off to her, she will paw and whine at him.

“Every time she paws at me like that I grab my meter and test myself,” Weaver said. “She’s never been wrong.”

Though its not all good news, with reports Belle had been in therapy for months to help cure her of her addiction to hit game Angry Birds.

(http://media2.s-nbcnews.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060620/060620_beagle_vmed_11a.grid-4x2.jpg)
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Zarkov on July 30, 2013, 07:15:00 pm
Lol.

Dogs...
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Pitchey on July 30, 2013, 07:36:16 pm
Much more congenial than cats.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: BerG on July 30, 2013, 07:44:21 pm
I bet Zarkov was going to do a story on heroic cats, but couldn't find any.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Pitchey on July 30, 2013, 09:37:30 pm
News at 10: Lazy cat lets owners house burn to ground.

"I was too busy enjoying the warmth from the flames" says feline felon.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Emrico1 on July 31, 2013, 12:35:25 am
Family dies in nasty fire, cat is mildly smug.
Title: Poochie's Dog News
Post by: Scunner on July 31, 2013, 11:33:47 am
(http://cdn.memegenerator.co/instances/600x/40178510.jpg)