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Title: Robot Milking Cow!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on July 29, 2013, 12:28:02 pm
When a cow feels like being milked, she walks into a shed. A robot arm attaches the milking cups.

(http://www.organicpastoral.co.nz/site/organic/files/images/Ours3.jpeg)

(http://www.organicpastoral.co.nz/site/organic/files/images/Ours4.jpeg)

Meanwhile, the farmer sits up in his office playing computer games.

(http://www.organicpastoral.co.nz/site/organic/files/images/Ours8.jpeg)

Another step towards making humans irrelevant. We are truly living in the future!

http://www.organicpastoral.co.nz/Our+Farms.html
Title: Robot Milking Cow!
Post by: deanox on July 29, 2013, 12:29:03 pm
Been around for a while now!

Next up robot calves that walk the milk back to the vat, cow just chills in the paddock!
Title: Robot Milking Cow!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on July 29, 2013, 12:31:03 pm
Quote from: deanox;1529102
Been around for a while now!

Yeah, but I live in the city and have no knowledge about such things.
Title: Robot Milking Cow!
Post by: BerG on July 29, 2013, 02:07:18 pm
Came into thread hoping to read about Cyborg Cows.

Left disappointed reading about old technology.

Frustrated, I trawled the internet for new info on cyborg and/or robot cows, and found this:

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/PopularScience/5-1933/robot_cow.jpg[/IMG]




I am now satisfied that I have my 6-monthly update on the progress in the robotic cow field.
Title: Robot Milking Cow!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on July 29, 2013, 02:22:18 pm
Sorry to disappoint.


My life is now meaningless. I shall hang my head in shame.
Title: Robot Milking Cow!
Post by: Zarkov on July 29, 2013, 03:32:36 pm
When I feel like being milked, I give my lawyer a ring.
Title: Robot Milking Cow!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on July 29, 2013, 03:53:36 pm
I don't even have a lawyer.

Is that a good thing?
Title: Robot Milking Cow!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on July 29, 2013, 03:54:28 pm
I don't even have a lawyer.

Is that a good thing?
Title: Robot Milking Cow!
Post by: winfieldsaregoo on July 29, 2013, 08:41:51 pm
dosent work that well cows have peaking orders and the boss cows will pushin to get the grane and molasses
Title: Robot Milking Cow!
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on July 30, 2013, 08:06:25 am
The Boss Cow.


That's awesome.
Title: Robot Milking Cow!
Post by: Bounty Hunter on August 01, 2013, 06:40:27 pm
My lecturer was talking about robots that prune grape vines.

What manual jobs cannot be replaced by a robot/technology?
Title: Robot Milking Cow!
Post by: BerG on August 01, 2013, 07:06:41 pm
Given enough time I'm sure every single job will be done by machines.

Including maintaining machines.
Title: Robot Milking Cow!
Post by: BerG on August 01, 2013, 07:07:12 pm
Except perhaps prostitution.
Title: Robot Milking Cow!
Post by: Bounty Hunter on August 02, 2013, 07:48:56 pm
Quote from: BerG;1529317
Except perhaps prostitution.

Don't lie, your vibrator replaced companionship a long time ago....