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General => General Chat => Topic started by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on August 09, 2014, 06:36:46 am

Title: Vote for Colin Craig
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on August 09, 2014, 06:36:46 am: Vote for Colin Craig.

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Colin Craig is in your TV3, watching you minor debate!

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Colin Craig will stop the Chinese

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East Coast Bays is where you will vote for him

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Colin Craig will make the government smaller, so small only he is left.
Title: Re: Vote for Colin Craig
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on September 24, 2014, 03:24:06 pm: Colin Craig is disappointed in you guys. Colin Craig was this close to becoming your supreme leader.

Colin Craig will be watching you through your window tonight, wondering why you didn't vote for him.
Title: Re: Vote for Colin Craig
Post by: Bounty Hunter on September 24, 2014, 08:10:42 pm: Colin Craig and JK, were the only guys smiling after 11:30pm on election day.

So long as he's happy.
Title: Colin Craig - Dirty Politics and Hidden Agendas
Post by: Tiwaking! on August 05, 2015, 07:06:42 pm: Quote from Plain old Spacemonkey: August 09, 2014, 06:36:46 am
Vote for Colin Craig.
Colin Craig will make the government smaller, so small only he is left.
This arrived in the mail today.
Poor Colin Craig. They cant give the guy a break.
He didnt even win.
Title: Re: Colin Craig - Dirty Politics and Hidden Agendas
Post by: Retardobot on August 06, 2015, 09:58:08 am: Quote from Tiwaking!: August 05, 2015, 07:06:42 pm
Quote from Plain old Spacemonkey: August 09, 2014, 06:36:46 am
Vote for Colin Craig.
Colin Craig will make the government smaller, so small only he is left.
This arrived in the mail today.
Poor Colin Craig. They cant give the guy a break.
He didnt even win.

I found this trash in my mailbox, and I'm in Palmy. I jumped on Facebook and joined a "Fuck Up, Colin Craig" group, and then went to his official page and blasted the rat-faced looking lizard-dick.

This is a good quote from the "fuck up, Colin Craig page"

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It is perfectly reasonable to create a 12 page document rebutting the argument that you are a sex pest and mail it to every person in Auckland. This will doubtless convince the people of Auckland that Colin is just your typical conservative property tycoon fundamentalist Christian kiwi joker who has, through no fault of his own, been the victim of a smear campaign. He is not a strange, strange man and is not a sex pest. If you disagree, you will hear from his lawyers.
Title: Re: Vote for Colin Craig
Post by: Apostrophe Spacemonkey on August 06, 2015, 10:26:34 am: You guys better watch out. Beware the wraith of Colin Craig, for the day of reckoning will come, and he will rain down judgement upon you, in the form of chemtrails. And you will beg for his mercy.
Title: Re: Vote for Colin Craig
Post by: Craigor on August 06, 2015, 04:11:27 pm: I didn't get one in my mailbox

I only presume it's because I used all his post paid feedback envelopes, enclosed with previous party-gathering spam, to send him "Leave me the fuck alone you homophobe, but thanks for the free postage to allow me to express my opinion" messages in the mail

It was well worth the trip to the post box every time.
Title: Re: Vote for Colin Craig
Post by: Retardobot on August 06, 2015, 04:27:27 pm: Quote from Craigor: August 06, 2015, 04:11:27 pm

I only presume it's because I used all his post paid feedback envelopes, enclosed with previous party-gathering spam, to send him "Leave me the fuck alone you homophobe, but thanks for the free postage to allow me to express my opinion" messages in the mail

This is awesome.
Title: Re: Vote for Colin Craig
Post by: Lias on August 06, 2015, 05:45:56 pm: Quote from Retardobot: August 06, 2015, 04:27:27 pm
Quote from Craigor: August 06, 2015, 04:11:27 pm

I only presume it's because I used all his post paid feedback envelopes, enclosed with previous party-gathering spam, to send him "Leave me the fuck alone you homophobe, but thanks for the free postage to allow me to express my opinion" messages in the mail

This is awesome.

Yes.. Yes it is lol
Title: Re: Vote for Colin Craig
Post by: 420fairy on August 07, 2015, 11:11:26 am: Colin Craig reminds me of a lizard
Title: Re: Vote for Colin Craig
Post by: Clin on August 07, 2015, 12:16:56 pm: Bob Dole. Bob Dole.

Quote from 420fairy: August 07, 2015, 11:11:26 am
Colin Craig reminds me of a lizard

He reminds me of a dickhead.