Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Retardobot]

Clin. Puns. I thought better of you.

[Clin]

You never.

Edit: Where is Ngati Grim when you need him.

[Lias]

Edit: Where is Ngati Grim when you need him.

My best is on Manchester St after dark in a mini skirt offering $20 A2M

[Pyromanik]

Oh yeah, I kinda figured she'd just leave if I dropped the ball.

Turns out, that's exactly what you want. You just don't know it at the time.
The trick is to let it happen without seeming like an arsehole.

High Maintenenance not worth it. Opposing what others have said, not at the time either IMO.

[The Demon Lord]

To keep them from going bat-shit, one would assume that you'd have to be on your toes constantly. AKA, high maintenance.

Oh yeah, I kinda figured she'd just leave if I dropped the ball.

In my experience you don't take relationship advice from internet goons. You're in your twenties, go nuts.

I'm going to do this one, great advice from an internet goon.

Think of it in terms of bikes

an 1199 Panigale is a fine bike to look at and great to thrash round the race track - but would you commute everyday on her?

Therein lies your answer.

[Clin]

Does a 1199 Panigale growl while it blows you?

[Pigdog]

Can it have deep and meaningful sex conversations though?

[Clin]

TOO LATE SON!

[Pigdog]

TOO LATE SON!

Better late then never, a man must know all aspects of a relationship before committing.

[Bounty Hunter]

an 1199 Panigale is a fine bike to look at and great to thrash round the race track - but would you commute everyday on her?

Therein lies your answer.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[The Demon Lord]

Does a 1199 Panigale growl while it blows you?

Pretty sure it does.

[Retardobot]

Get to fly in one of these on Sunday:



NH90. Either that or one of the new A109's.

[Xenolightning]

Please tell me they're sending you to Afghanistan or something

[Retardobot]

Na mate, ya mum's house.

[Pigdog]

Both contain mild amounts of terrorists.

[Clin]

What are the chances of getting a handy during the flight. If high, post pics tia

[Clin]

out of context that's gotta be my weirdest post yet

still pretty weird in context what is wrong with me

[Pyromanik]

Married with Children.

[Clin]

shoot me $12

[Pigdog]

You're really cheap.

[Pyromanik]

Recently I have entertained the idea of purchasing the latest Counter-Strike upon the looming retrieval of my old desktop computer.

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

[Bounty Hunter]

Recently I have entertained the idea of purchasing the latest Counter-Strike upon the looming retrieval of my old desktop computer.

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

I prefer BF, the guns in CS feel way too accurate, pistols especially.

[Pyromanik]

But that means I'd actually have to willingly re-make the mistake of paying money for Origin.

I hear it's better these days... but suppliment to that, it would also mean paying more money for baddlefield 3.7 or whatever we're up to now, which also is quite undesirable in itself it would seem.

I have a hankering for nostalgia at the early days of CS:S when I wasn't terrible at virtual violence.
Not for nostalgia at the more recent tied first for my most regretted computer entertainment purchase ever.

[Xenolightning]

I have a hankering for nostalgia at the early days of CS:S when I wasn't terrible at virtual violence.

^This guy. 

Bring on Overwatch, then I will shoot people.

[Pyromanik]

Overwatch

Nup.





Besides, I'm not looking for the next best thing
(which is about guaranteed to be a disappointment these days)

I'm looking for the best OLD thing
(probably also resulting in [a lesser form of] disappointment, but whatevs).