DayZ General Chat

[deathnz1]

[AhanaX]

haha hookd that made me laugh

[H00KD]

haha hookd that made me laugh

 
i did learn from that now i know not to prone your head towards the doors opening animation hehe.  i once did a dive prone into a bush and ended up in a similar state but didn't record it at the time

[NZFez]

[AhanaX]

lol "fuck you ghillie suit man"

[CSfaith]

If you love the song,  here is the original

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM

 
best day ever !

[Big Fish]

ok now im scared....
http://www.twitch.tv/justxrippedn1ck/b/327671117

[AhanaX]

lol fish that would so not be cool if that happened i think i would just quit haha

[deathnz1]

Just had a 45 min TDM in Elektro on NZ7 with kooky and Warcrimes, saw so many other players.

[Warcrimes]

was fuckin loltastic

[kookynic]

WOLFPACK

[Spork]

Just now I was trying to help a friend on his very first couple of hours of DayZ, he was doing a lot better than most people, was able to use the dayzdb map well enough to find Balota airfield, where I was. Then we both set off up north (me using ingame map) on NZ20 trying to find some random tents which I set up ages ago so we could get some NVGs as it was pitch black. We go three quarters of the way there when it started raining, and then it started pouring down so much that neither of us could see anything at all, so we swapped servers, ran into a small town with a supermarket, got some food and drink, attracted way too many zombies, I went down to about 900 health.
We bolted out of there, ran to the spot where the tents were, logged out, logged back into 20, I tried to swap to my torch (never even used one before, but I couldn't even see my tents), was aiming down at my feet, left mouse button to flick to torch.

Bang.

Spork was killed.

I shot myself in the foot.

[frankytanky]

Better than facing uncertainty in a zombie apocalypse probably.

[oefox]

Archillies toe?

[Spork]

Better than facing uncertainty in a zombie apocalypse probably.

Well I had already gone through all of that hell, and it turns out for absolutely nothing!

[oefox]

So has the hacking abated yet?

[Speakman]

So has the hacking abated yet?

Play and find out

[LeadCollector]

So has the hacking abated yet?

Why not just say decreased and save people the effort of googl'ing the meaning

[Spork]

Spork fail of the day;

Log in at Balota with M4 SD and some other stuff, head up north to meet with friend who only started playing yesterday. Get halfway (3ks) there and he dies, spawns at Cherno and wants to meet at Balota.

So I head back there, get to Cherno where he is lost, fill up on water, meet random guy with M16, he turns out to actually be friendly, we talk, then go on with business, I think that he is either going to kill us or I kill him, I shoot at him, forget th change to FAL, forget to reload weapon -> only three bullets in mag. Run out before he dies, turns out, kills both of us.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Fail Spork.

[H00KD]

i've always wondered what the limits were when it came to script vs script...
quote "there's a guy behind you"...

[Spork]

Up until now I had only seen the Kooky side, but now I have seen the monster.

[deathnz1]

Lol i heard you guys gunned down that bus, anything exciting happen after?

[Emrico1]

Kooky FF'd Spork and another in a moment of Insanity, found a few camps, chopper back safely.

[kookynic]

i was sooo tired and trigger happy. I had no idea spork was in the car.

[Spork]

I had said multiple times that I was in the car.

I'm not really bothered though, had a lot of fun starting up again this morning.