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I love it. This thing looks awesome.



http://www.apple.com/mac-pro/

Posted: June 11, 2013, 10:26:12 am

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Looks like a giant ass-pill.

I like ass-pills.

Reply #1 Posted: June 11, 2013, 10:33:30 am


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Interesting concept. I like the idea of one massive heatsink that cools both gpu's and the cpu, sort of like a watercooling loop.

Reply #2 Posted: June 11, 2013, 10:37:20 am

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it's machines aluminium! Do want case.

Reply #3 Posted: June 11, 2013, 11:33:12 am
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I'd wear it on my head, like a top hat.

Reply #4 Posted: June 11, 2013, 11:40:58 am

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Holy shit that is awesome.

I'm gonna buy one, just to have it sitting on my desk, looking all cool.

Reply #5 Posted: June 11, 2013, 12:31:09 pm

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Holy shit that is awesome.

I'm gonna buy one, just to have it sitting on my head, looking all cool.

Yes, we could go to a party together, with our Mac-Pro hats and black suits, and an attractive lady on the side.


Everyone will want to be us.

Reply #6 Posted: June 11, 2013, 12:36:44 pm

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Looks like a male self pleasure device.

Reply #7 Posted: June 11, 2013, 06:11:51 pm
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skateboard wheel

Reply #8 Posted: June 11, 2013, 07:12:54 pm

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Aftermarket gear knob.

Reply #9 Posted: June 11, 2013, 07:19:51 pm

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Looks like a popcorn maker.

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Reply #11 Posted: June 11, 2013, 07:56:56 pm

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Looks like a baby wipe dispenser.

Reply #12 Posted: June 11, 2013, 08:05:21 pm
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what the fuck is that.

Reply #13 Posted: June 11, 2013, 08:19:47 pm

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How to make something really inconvenient for small desks: Make it tall and a cylinder.

Reply #14 Posted: June 11, 2013, 08:27:40 pm
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How to make something really inconvenient for small desks: Make it tall and a cylinder.

It's ok you can make a cluster of them using a regular household wine rack.

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Quote from: Xenolightning;1526828
How to make something really inconvenient for small desks: Make it tall and a cylinder.

people don't buy a mac pro for a small desk.......

Reply #16 Posted: June 11, 2013, 09:57:50 pm
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Everything is wireless?
Where does the monitor go?
Why is that picture so goddamn fake?

Reply #17 Posted: June 11, 2013, 11:35:32 pm
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I guess I could nit pick.

But fuck, it might look like a big fucking butt plug and it still looks better then anything HP etc etc are doing desktop wise.

http://www.iforce.co.nz/View.aspx?i=zy31501k.bkn.png
New Apple Pro.


Look at this poorly built pile of steaming shit. Ugly, and bound to break down and fuck your day right up.

Reply #18 Posted: June 11, 2013, 11:48:43 pm
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

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Everything is wireless?
Where does the monitor go?
Why is that picture so goddamn fake?


This slick multi million dollar animation has all the answers you require.

http://www.apple.com/mac-pro/

Reply #19 Posted: June 12, 2013, 06:54:01 am

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Reply #20 Posted: June 12, 2013, 08:42:08 am
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Go nicely next to the rubbish bin.

Reply #21 Posted: June 12, 2013, 08:56:02 am

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I'm not a mac fan, but I like innovation. To me this is a great idea for cooling. Its actually a wonder we stuck with trying to get air flow through rectangle boxes for so long.

Reply #22 Posted: June 12, 2013, 10:32:01 am

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I'm not a mac fan, but I like innovation. To me this is a great idea for cooling. Its actually a wonder we stuck with trying to get air flow through rectangle boxes for so long.

Look under your car bonnet at the radiator, what shape is it ?

Reply #23 Posted: June 12, 2013, 10:36:27 am
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I'm not a mac fan, but I like innovation. To me this is a great idea for cooling. Its actually a wonder we stuck with trying to get air flow through rectangle boxes for so long.

Totally agree.

This thing has no internal wires to get in the way of airflow. It's pretty much designed for perfect cooling.

Reply #24 Posted: June 12, 2013, 10:36:45 am
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