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Sports / Fitness / Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
« on: May 15, 2012, 07:16:18 am »
Quote from: Spork;1485251
Would you have won the league if it wasn't for Tevez coming back?

I agree with Wandy though, money won City the league, but it's not the money, as you said every team buys players from all over the world, but the difference is that most teams earn their money, City were given it.

EDIT: No shit though, I feel happy for the real City supporters, the ones who actually were fans of the team well before they became decent.


absolutuly but its pretty hard to earn that money if your lacking the players to be competitive to begin with. its crazy the amount of money that has been poored into city and even chelsea to some extent. im not actually a city supporter, jus won a buch of money on them in a pool we had going at work, what a way to finish the season man that was crazy

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Sports / Fitness / Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
« on: May 14, 2012, 05:58:18 pm »
Quote from: Wandarah;1485184
Congratulations to the City owners on being exceptionally rich.

its not like many of these teams are playing with players from there areas though, so most of the time it does come down to money and management. but tbh mancinni is a muppet should never of let tevez come back after that shit he pulled

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Sports / Fitness / Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
« on: May 14, 2012, 12:12:21 pm »
spurs fans will be gutted if chelsea win this sunday, means they will miss out on the fourth cl spot

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Sports / Fitness / Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
« on: May 14, 2012, 10:18:01 am »
Quote from: R3DM@N;1485120
Good season all~ GG Citeh.

Now, Blue is the colour, this Sunday..


winning it is the only chance they have of being in it next year, be a hard game playing munich at home though

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Sports / Fitness / Football Thread (formally Soccer Thread)
« on: May 14, 2012, 08:55:09 am »
CITY CITY CITY CHAMPIONS!!! what a fucking way to win it

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General Chat / Megaupload shitdown
« on: March 20, 2012, 09:09:31 am »
can always use mirc for downloading pretty much anything takes a bit to setup but easy as after that

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General Chat / GROWLERS BACON THREAD
« on: March 05, 2012, 02:18:25 pm »
If your ever in Wellington, Best Bacon ever from Harringtons in miramar. mmmmmmmmm dear as fuck though

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Sports / Fitness / The 2012 Super Rugby Thread
« on: March 05, 2012, 02:15:32 pm »
for the canes to win anything in S.A. is doing pretty well imo, pretty hard to play in front of the crowds over there

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General Chat / Old games that used to float your boat?
« on: January 18, 2012, 11:27:27 am »
Quote from: The Demon Lord;1462670
Damn I think I am going to have to Download an ISO and re-clock that game

So much fun - I really wish someone would make an updated version of it!


yea still play it now and then great fun

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General Chat / Old games that used to float your boat?
« on: January 18, 2012, 09:14:51 am »
Quote from: The Demon Lord;1462659
Hell yes Recoil is AWESOME!

Drifting the BFT while shooting flaming death at Robots = epic Win!


Fucking aye

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General Chat / Old games that used to float your boat?
« on: January 18, 2012, 08:33:09 am »
Steel Sky, Return to Zork, Wing Commander, ET's Rugby League, Kens Labrinth, Ironman, Golden Axe, Leisuresuit Larry, Sim City, Recoil(prob my all time favourite game wish they had made a new version of this) all took many hours of my childhood from me

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General Chat / Random Images
« on: October 06, 2009, 10:04:34 pm »
warning!!! looking may induce pain


Spoiler :
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/7804/lmaotk.jpg
haha free hit for me

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General Chat / The Big Bang Theory
« on: August 24, 2009, 10:12:13 pm »
.... surfthechannel.com for all your viewing pleasures

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TV, Movies & Music / THE MOVIE TRAILERS THREAD
« on: January 14, 2009, 09:16:04 pm »
so do any of you guys use surfthechannel.com ?

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General Chat / Random Images
« on: May 02, 2008, 09:37:54 am »

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General Chat / joke thread
« on: May 02, 2008, 09:14:52 am »
"What part of your body goes to Heaven first?"

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?"

Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

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General Chat / joke thread
« on: May 02, 2008, 09:00:49 am »
Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were having their honeymoon in a local motel. They begin doing what honeymooners always do, but right before they consummate the marriage the woman says, "Be gentle, I'm a virgin."
The man is shocked and visibly upset and storms out of the room without saying a word. He goes home to his family and tells them what happened, and his dad agrees, "If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you!"

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General Chat / joke thread
« on: May 02, 2008, 08:54:04 am »
A ventriloquist visiting Wales, walks into a small village and sees a
local sitting on his porch patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welsh Bloke "Good Day, mind if I talk to your dog?"

Welsh Bloke: "The dog doesn't talk, are you stupid?"

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Welsh Bloke: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the

villager)

Dog: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes

me to the lake once a week to play."

Welsh Bloke: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Welsh Bloke: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool"

Welsh Bloke: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)

Horse: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,brushes me

down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

Welsh Bloke: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Welsh Bloke: (in a panic) "The sheep's a liar."

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General Chat / joke thread
« on: March 17, 2008, 12:51:48 pm »
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, bursting into tears.

Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you're telling me now that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in!"

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General Chat / drunktionary
« on: November 07, 2007, 02:10:08 pm »
Ah drunk people...will they ever say what they mean? Below you'll find some common drunk phrases and what they translate to in sober language. I hope this helps you gauge whether or not it's a good idea to let your buddy in the car when he claims he's "totally fine, dude."

(Drunk Term = Sober Translation)

I LOVE This Song! = I KNOW This Song!

Dude, all the chicks at this party are ugly = Dude, none of the chicks at this party will talk to me.

Man, I'm hungry = Man, if I don't eat right now I am going to be puking all over this bar...again.

You're really pretty = I'm going to be ashamed of it tomorrow but tonight is all about instant gratification, honey.

Want to watch a movie? = Want to come over to my room for some extremely creepy back rubbing and some equally disturbing neck-nibbling?

I'm soooo drunk = I'm planting a seed in your head that will eventually grow into a beautiful tree which excuses me from blame for my actions tonight.

I just, like, want to help animals, ya know? = I just, like, want to get in your pants, ya know?

You're my best friend, man = You're my only friend in arm's reach right now and I need someone to pay for this shot, man.

I don't want to ruin the friendship = You're a nice girl but you're very heavy and I'd rather pretend I value our friendship than spend tomorrow dreaming up ways to kill myself.

This is the BEST night of my LIFE! = This is the BEST night of my WEEKEND!

Let's take a walk, this bar is crowded = I prefer my handjobs outdoors.

I'm totally fine, dude = I'm totally going to be needing a toilet or bucket in about five minutes, dude.

What's up, Bro? = What's up, guy-whose-name-I-can't-ever-remember?

Who wants to dance? = Who wants to watch me stumble around the party, waving my arms, spilling my drink and pile-driving my genitals into anything wearing a skirt?


I had, like, ten beers before I even came out = I'm, like, the kind of guy that lies about how much I drink.

Dude, I didn't even make it out of home last night! = Dude, my girlfriend made me stay in and watch the Gilmore Girls season 1 DVD with her last night!

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General Chat / the good, the bad and the ugly
« on: October 30, 2007, 09:26:56 am »
Good, bad and the Ugly
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

3. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

4. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

5. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

6. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

7. Good: Your daughter has a boyfriend
Bad: He's your best friends
Ugly: You bumped into him at the pharmacy buying condoms

8. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

9. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do

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General Chat / awesome vids
« on: July 16, 2007, 10:08:23 am »
[video]NySN_plfiNI[/video]

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General Chat / RELIGION VS SCIENCE:The Ultimate Battle Thread
« on: April 26, 2007, 09:52:38 am »
Quote from: Bell;402066
No they are the same thing man has created god in his mind to help keep him from going crazy asking Why they exist, how they got there in the first place and what happens when they die.
Saying oh some super being thing made us and when we die we get to go hang with him was a simple solution especially in times when magic was believed and not much about the world/universe was known.

And as it turned out also a great opportunity  to get people do things you want them to.
Brilliant scheme really.


it was all a form of control back in the days when there was no significant policing force, they just simply stated these are the words of god, don't steal, kill, commit adultery blah blah blah, otherwie you will go straight to hell. the poor ignorant bastards were jus like ahhh not hell.

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General Chat / RELIGION VS SCIENCE:The Ultimate Battle Thread
« on: April 04, 2007, 08:28:43 am »
God isn't real but if he was i bet he would like toast!

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General Chat / census
« on: January 26, 2007, 03:38:22 pm »
17. Hopeless

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