Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[420fairy]

Pyros off the jetboat with his old age wisecrack. Off the plank ya go.

It's areet, I'm always walk'n me own plank.

Nice dodge on the other question. I'll assume t-rex

Im going to get my bones stretched!

all this talk my bones been stretched all week....

68?   is that your legs tucked behind your head?

mmm bacon...  mmmm spitroast pork..  oops off topic

Do you think my short legs can go that bloody far? Maybe when I thought i was 5'4. hahahahah

youll have to google it, your wife will thank me later for it

[420fairy]

is anyone aka bounty going to combo break here?

[Pyromanik]

Your face is a combo breaker.

[Retardobot]

Deadlifts got me all like "hahaha, it hurts, hahahahaha, it hurts".

[trololololo]

Osmosis Skincare sells "harmonised water" which it recommends for several health issues, including acne, arthritis and mosquito protection, at $59 a bottle. 

http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/small-business/10546192/Firm-denies-quackery-claims

WTF

[Pyromanik]

If you build it, stupid will come.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

But it's been imprinted with frequencies which harmonise internal balances.

[Bounty Hunter]

But it's been imprinted with frequencies which harmonise internal balances.

good fun.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Scalar_wave

Apparently 1 - 1 != 0

I saw vegan water the other day, not sure if it was just a troll though. Apparently boiling water leaves the dead bodies of millions of bacteria, which is pretty much the same as eating a chicken. So this company filter water and return the bacteria to their natural habitat.

Sometimes I'm so tempted to use my sharning abilities to make millions.

"Animal friendly wood. We pick the bugs, animals and micro organisms off the wood before we use it to build your house. Have you ever considered how many billions of organisms are murdered every time you cut a piece of wood?"

[Xsannz]

But it's been imprinted with frequencies which harmonise internal balances.

good fun.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Scalar_wave

Apparently 1 - 1 != 0

I saw vegan water the other day, not sure if it was just a troll though. Apparently boiling water leaves the dead bodies of millions of bacteria, which is pretty much the same as eating a chicken. So this company filter water and return the bacteria to their natural habitat.

Sometimes I'm so tempted to use my sharning abilities to make millions.

"Animal friendly wood. We pick the bugs, animals and micro organisms off the wood before we use it to build your house. Have you ever considered how many billions of organisms are murdered every time you cut a piece of wood?"

how to freak out a vegan,   explain that the act of just living, putting on clothes, breathing is actually killing millions of organisms,  that just rubbing their face kills millions of both helpful and harmful bacteria and organisms living on the skin.

[Retardobot]

You don't freak out a vegan.

You just let them be because they made a choice not to eat bacon and they have to live with that.

[Pitchey]

Which means MORE bacon for us!

[Bounty Hunter]

Which means MORE bacon for us!

EVERYONE SHOULD BE A VEGAN!

[Growler]

Which means MORE bacon for us!

EVERYONE SHOULD BE A VEGAN!

Yeah NAH!

[Xsannz]

Which means MORE bacon for us!

EVERYONE SHOULD NOT BE A BACON VIRGIN!

Fixed

[Retardobot]

Admins:

Please remove Xsannz posting abilities, AKA a ban.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Admins:

Please remove Xsannz posting abilities, AKA a ban.

No, Retardobot, you are the Admins.

[Xsannz]

Admins:

Please remove Xsannz posting abilities, AKA a ban.

awww you still hungover and sore from the weekend..

have you heard back from the chch job you were applying for?

[Bounty Hunter]

Admins:

Please remove Xsannz posting abilities, AKA a ban.

awww you still hungover and sore from the weekend..

have you heard back from the chch job you were applying for?

Urgh, I need to finish my new and improved CV :/

[Xsannz]

Admins:

Please remove Xsannz posting abilities, AKA a ban.

No, Retardobot, you are the Admins.

but you are the exploratory leader oh great SM

[Retardobot]

Admins:

Please remove Xsannz posting abilities, AKA a ban.

awww you still hungover and sore from the weekend..

have you heard back from the chch job you were applying for?

I don't drink. I lift.

Yes, have heard back from them. Keeping things to myself to see how it pans out.

Currently dealing with the house owner moving back in and the flatmate moving out. It always infuriates me how naturally useless people are at basic communication. The house owner is usually in the lounge, and I'm being drip fed information from the flatmate via text message.

No idea if rent will be going up due to 1 less flatmate. Internet is in the name of the flatmate who is moving out and the house owner uses his mobile data as his internet and doesn't want to share any internet costs so I will probably be without internet for the foreseeable future.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

how to freak out a vegan,   explain that the act of just living, putting on clothes, breathing is actually killing millions of organisms,  that just rubbing their face kills millions of both helpful and harmful bacteria and organisms living on the skin.

Bacteria are not part of the Animalia Kingdom. Vegans only avoid harming anything that is an animal.


I learned this at vegan academy.

[Xsannz]

how to freak out a vegan,   explain that the act of just living, putting on clothes, breathing is actually killing millions of organisms,  that just rubbing their face kills millions of both helpful and harmful bacteria and organisms living on the skin.

Bacteria are not part of the Animalia Kingdom. I would guess that Vegans only avoid harming anything that is an animal.

hmmm good response, a quick google suggests that the bacteria on humans are considered human flora
http://textbookofbacteriology.net/normalflora.html

thus since vegans eat flora not fauna would they be able to consume their own flesh as it is coated in these flora bacterium.. food for thought..

[Kayne]

Are a lot of you waiting for someone to post something interesting here?

[Xsannz]

[420fairy]

Admins:

Please remove Xsannz posting abilities, AKA a ban.

awww you still hungover and sore from the weekend..

have you heard back from the chch job you were applying for?

I don't drink. I lift.

Yes, have heard back from them. Keeping things to myself to see how it pans out.

Currently dealing with the house owner moving back in and the flatmate moving out. It always infuriates me how naturally useless people are at basic communication. The house owner is usually in the lounge, and I'm being drip fed information from the flatmate via text message.

No idea if rent will be going up due to 1 less flatmate. Internet is in the name of the flatmate who is moving out and the house owner uses his mobile data as his internet and doesn't want to share any internet costs so I will probably be without internet for the foreseeable future.

sucky dude - rent might go up until a new flattie is found - go find one Rii
surely there is an intawebs package that you dont have to get locked into a contract or pay huge amounts of $$ no intawebs might you craaazy or not
can you not move to another place or is this place relatively sweet?