Top Geary - 27th May 2016 at 12:10 AMI've learnt to ignore when you say derogatory things to me
What rank do u have to be (T mod,mod etc) to use that command?
it's Admin's and up, but if I could !gimp people it'd solve a lot of circle jerking.
$Punniest = "Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink","Enough with the cripple jokes! ...I just can't stand them.","Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.","I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.","I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.","I was going to make a gay joke, butt f*ck it.","I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.","Is Google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.","It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.","Never trust atoms, they make up everything.","People who say they suffer from constipation are full of shit.","Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.","The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.","There are plenty of fish in the sea but until I catch one I'm just stuck here holding my rod...","Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.","To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!","Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.","When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.","When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'."Get-Random $Punniest
Code: (PowerShell) [Select]$Punniest = "Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink","Enough with the cripple jokes! ...I just can't stand them.","Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.","I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.","I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.","I was going to make a gay joke, butt f*ck it.","I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.","Is Google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.","It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.","Never trust atoms, they make up everything.","People who say they suffer from constipation are full of shit.","Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.","The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.","There are plenty of fish in the sea but until I catch one I'm just stuck here holding my rod...","Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.","To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!","Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.","When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.","When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'."Get-Random $PunniestAn array of allegedly good puns in a script that returns a random one even.. do I win a prize? :-P
local Punniest = {"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink","Enough with the cripple jokes! ...I just can't stand them.","Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.","I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.","I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.","I was going to make a gay joke, butt f*ck it.","I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.","Is Google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.","It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.","Never trust atoms, they make up everything.","People who say they suffer from constipation are full of shit.","Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.","The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.","There are plenty of fish in the sea but until I catch one I'm just stuck here holding my rod...","Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.","To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!","Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.","When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.","When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'."}return table.Random(Punniest)
