Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Spork]

throw some ipads around and make a youtube video of it

If we had any of the fucking things to sell I would.

Fucking Apple is the worst. I've probably lost two or more hundred sales from iPad alone over the last two weeks.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Guatemala must have installed Anti-McAfee

http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/digital-living/8045748/Guatemala-seeks-to-expell-McAfee

[Pyromanik]

If we had any of the fucking things to sell I would.

Fucking Apple is the worst. I've probably lost two or more hundred sales from iPad alone over the last two weeks.

Do go on?

[Spork]

David Jones (the place I worked at) was one of the main resellers of Apple products in Adelaide which has no official Apple store.

There are three DJs stores across the city, and I worked in the second busiest store out of those three.

A month or two ago when the iPad mini was released along with the 4th gen/ iPad WITH RETINA DISPLAY!!!1 and I along with all the rest of my fellow colleagues had been telling all our loyal customers that we will definitely be getting plenty of the new iPads in on release day.. Well yes along came release day and how many did we get sent? None.

How many weeks did the store have to wait for the first batch to come in? Two weeks for the iPad 4th gen and we got our first minis in about two weeks ago so probably about a month, and we also got 5 minis and 15 of the 10"..

In that time I dealt with literally hundreds of people coming in asking for the current/ mini ipads.

Of course Apple doesn't give a fuck because they are just printing money, but it's just fucking rude to fuck off a company who they list on apple.com as one of the main resellers of their products.

Wasn't the first time either, there was a large period where my store went without stock of anything Apple - probably a month or more. It's actually part of the reason why I quit my job, as it was boring as shit when your highest selling department (Apple) is not even available so I spent half my day telling people that we have no stock, especially when most people around Australia consider David Jones to be one of the more 'premium' department stores.

MEH, it's all fucking over now and I will not miss it. Fantastic staff to work with, but the business does not seem to have much of a future.

[Retardobot]

It's a viable and legitimate form of branding however cunty it may be.

You brand your product as desirable by making it unattainable. And when you get one, you no longer really care about you actually wanting the product, just that you now believe yourself to be amongst a select few who have also managed to get their hands on one.

Thus the Apple status symbol is born.

Which plays elegantly into Apple's mantra. "It's not what we package, but how we package it".

[Aloysius]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/games/8045293/Black-Ops-II-reaches-1b-faster-than-Avatar

read the comment section. Feel my pain.

[Pyromanik]

Wholey fuck'n batman universe just upsidedown.

[Retardobot]

I have a such a raging baner right now.

[Pyromanik]

I have a such a raging baner right now.

I see what you did there...

http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/games/8045293/Black-Ops-II-reaches-1b-faster-than-Avatar

read the comment section. Feel my pain.

I don't understand.

Or maybe I do... in which case: Serves you right for being derpface.

[The Demon Lord]

Wholey fuck'n batman universe just upsidedown.

When Gotham is Ashes, you have my permissions to Cum

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

What day comes after Thursday?

[Scunner]

Friday (Listeni/ˈfraɪdeɪ/ or /ˈfraɪdi/) is the day between Thursday and Saturday. In countries adopting Monday-first conventions as recommended by the international standard ISO 8601, it is the fifth day of the week. It is the sixth day in countries that adopt a Sunday-first convention as in Abrahamic tradition. (See "Numbered days of the week" for more on the different conventions.)

In many countries, Friday is the last day of a five-day working week, and is viewed as a cause for celebration or relief (leading to the phrase "TGIF", for "Thank God/Goodness It's Friday"). In some workplaces workers wear less formal attire on Fridays, known as Casual Friday or Dress-Down Friday. In other countries, (see workweek and weekend) Friday is the first day of the weekend, with Saturday the second. In Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan and Iran, Friday is the last day of the weekend, with Saturday as the first day of the working week. Bahrain, the United Arab Emirates (UAE) and Kuwait also followed this convention until they changed to a Friday–Saturday weekend, on 1 September 2006 in Bahrain and UAE,[1] and a year later in Kuwait.[2] In Iran, Friday is the only weekend day.

[Codex]

Friday

Make it end

I'm hungover as fuck

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Friday is associated in many cultures with the love goddess Venus.

[Scunner]

Friday

Make it end

I'm hungover as fuck

I've got my work's Christmas function today. This is me tomorrow.

[winter]

fuckyeahfridayfuccccccccckyeah

[Speakman]

why not celebrate with this:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/219150/


$5US for amazingness

[The Demon Lord]

1more week of work then its into Pre-Wedding Time off.

Am Excited.

For once I will get to go to the wedding and there will be food I like there

Om Nom Nom NomNom

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Is it your wedding?

Because you don't get to eat the food at your own wedding.

[Retardobot]

I'm over this week.

I have no motivation for anything right now. I had to give myself a pep-talk just to have my routine morning shower-wank.

Probably one of the most draining weeks this year.

[Speakman]

[Growler]

riiiiii when blocked up!

[winter]

why not celebrate with this:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/219150/


$5US for amazingness

I can't celebrate with something I already have!

[Retardobot]

I can't celebrate with something I already have!

Of course you can.

If you know what I mean.

[winter]

Of course you can.

If you know what I mean.

Well yeah, I celebrate with that daily - sometimes more than once