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[Speakman]

Drink some gin, thats what housewives do isn't it?

[Retardobot]

I dunno.

I think they're partial to red wine. I might grab some Merlot on the way home, have a glass then passive aggressively clean the dishes and recite arguments in my head while pulling funny faces.

[Tandoori]

Go buy a bottle of Hendrick's.

 

Drink some gin, thats what housewives do isn't it?

And not a bad gin too.

[Speakman]

Ah, didn't see that, new page

[Tandoori]

Ah, didn't see that, new page

 
Great minds think alike.

[Retardobot]

FUCK.

Boss is asking me to stay an extra week.

Said no, but he is pushing for it. Has even asked me to go back to Massey to get them to extend my start date.

Massey have given me a good reason not to give him an extra week. They need to me start before my new boss takes leave.

[Obble]

Don't stay, he was a dick, and not a nice dick, a dick covered in every std, being rammed into your ears all day erryday.

If you stay, i will forever call you nospinescrubington.

[Xenolightning]

Ah, didn't see that, new page

Speakman attempting to cover his ass.

It didn't work. We know the truth.

FUCK.

Boss is asking me to stay an extra week.

Said no, but he is pushing for it. Has even asked me to go back to Massey to get them to extend my start date.

Massey have given me a good reason not to give him an extra week. They need to me start before my new boss takes leave.

No.

[Retardobot]

Im not going to stay. It'll cost me my new job if I did.

[Xenolightning]

Im not going to stay. It'll cost me my new job if I did.

Y U COMPRAIN DEN?

[Obble]

Y U COMPRAIN DEN?

Because is a woman.

[Retardobot]

Because my boss is puttin the guilt trip on me.

And what Obble 'scared of the pussy' said.

[Dr Woomanchu]

FUCK.

Boss is asking me to stay an extra week.

Said no, but he is pushing for it. Has even asked me to go back to Massey to get them to extend my start date.

Massey have given me a good reason not to give him an extra week. They need to me start before my new boss takes leave.

He's trying to make his problems into your problems. Don;t buy into it.

[Pyromanik]

Tell him to just advise his wife to stop blowing all the work money on treating her gay mates to beauty spas and 4 hour cafe lunches.

[Retardobot]

Ah well. Final 2 weeks are going to be stressful as I predicted.


Will be happy to get into a job where I get paid what I'm worth as well as strengthening my career path.

[Pyromanik]

AND having less stress!
Going home at night not maggoted from the days work, and then not having to think about doing work at home, and/or planning your attack for the next day... MUCH better for your health.

[Retardobot]

When his wife comes back from her trip on Monday she's going to give me the stink eye and behave like a rotten tart towards me.

[Emrico1]

Tell her she has a smelly vagina

[BeNZene]

He's trying to make his problems into your problems. Don;t buy into it.

^
+1.

I'd like to give him more than 2 weeks, but my contract only asks for 2 weeks.

In case you feel bad about this, the reason they will have had your notice period short is so they could get rid of you cheaply if they wanted to make you redundant.*   So it's really their own fault for not giving their staff better conditions.

*I'm assuming you don't have any other redundancy provision in there.

[Pyromanik]

When his wife comes back from her trip on Monday she's going to give me the stink eye and behave like a rotten tart towards me.

Yeah, I got that impression. She seems like a prissy tart, wannabe highroller.

[Retardobot]

Pretty much her to a T.

Fake designer iPhone case.

[Codex]

Because having a real designer iphone case would make her better

[Retardobot]

Because having a real designer iphone case would make her better

It's funny because she's the sort of person that would get one if she had access to one.

[Obble]

Because my boss is puttin the guilt trip on me.

And what Obble 'scared of the pussy' said.

100 texts in 3 days from her, i have every right to be scared.

I havn't replied to any of them.

[Pyromanik]

quick, reply to the last one with "lol", lest ye be forever in the stalkee section of the friendzone you initiated.