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General Chat / Re: post yourself!!
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:25:50 pm »
Updated

You look even weirder than Retardo.

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What will change your mind?

You need a dog avatar, and some snappy canine one liners.

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General Chat / Re: Confirming what we've known all along
« on: February 04, 2015, 04:10:05 pm »
Humans are primates, you simple tool.

Winner.

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General Chat / Re: Confirming what we've known all along
« on: February 01, 2015, 04:57:55 pm »
Last December I passed a paper along to Razib showing that high-school age adolescents with higher IQs and extremely low IQs were less likely to have had first intercourse than those with average to below average intelligence. (i.e. for males with IQs under 70, 63.3% were still virgins, for those with IQs between 70-90 only 50.2% were virgin, 58.6% were virgins with IQs between 90-110, and 70.3% with IQs over 110 were virgins)

The whole study is just plain weird.

Anyone with an IQ under 70 is likely to be in care, and not part of any ethical study into sexual mores.

Poor effort Tiwa..

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General Chat / Re: Life Changing Decisions
« on: January 16, 2015, 04:34:16 pm »
If you lose any more weight your pants will fall down.

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General Chat / Re: polecam
« on: December 18, 2014, 09:01:06 am »
It's OK, he's from Cyprus.

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General Chat / Re: Winning the monkey race.
« on: December 10, 2014, 04:45:07 pm »
Just make sure you get rid of that imposter Spacemonkeyorsarus.

He must have done away with the original Spacemonkey.

Poor little guy, he never did anyone any harm.

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General Chat / Re: Life Changing Decisions
« on: November 25, 2014, 10:36:55 pm »
You're such a geek Tiwa.

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General Chat / Re: Life Changing Decisions
« on: November 25, 2014, 05:12:21 pm »
It's interesting how much nostalgia there still is for this forum.

Given how many different owners it's had, and how many tribulations have been visited upon it.

I guess it's understandable that you retain some affection for a place and people who've been part of your life for so long.

In my case that's around 10 years, and I've been privileged to  see some of you grow up, get married, have kids etc.

People like Retardo, who was an irritating young weirdo back then, and is an irritating older weirdo now.

I came to ICONZ wanting to know more about Counter Strike that I played back then, and still do.

I stayed, and so did he, and a lot of other people besides.

Maybe it's not the end, just another chapter.

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General Chat / Re: Life Changing Decisions
« on: November 24, 2014, 05:04:12 pm »
I used to reckon that GP was a good gauge of where the tone of this forum should be.

If it wasn't acceptable there, it wouldn't be acceptable at ICONZ, Gamerhub etc.

Let's face it, it's not a high bar.


It's not just female gamers being discouraged from browsing this place, it's adults.


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Planes, Trains & Automobiles / Re: Ouch - wrote the bastard off
« on: November 19, 2014, 07:09:18 pm »
Other vehicle was making a legal right turn, you ran up his arse.

Obvious case of careless driving.

Be thankful you didn't kill somebody.

But cats can't drive....

Just introducing a reality check into the thread.

far reality check , although a few have said that making a right turn of motorway should have been done from the left hand side.

so far i can find road codes that say that and also say it's legal, either way it happened so fast i wasn't being negligent or speeding it just happened, but i do want to fight it if the law states he was in some portion of wrong placement etc, i don't deny i hit him and have a portion or most of the blame.

Good luck with that.

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Planes, Trains & Automobiles / Re: Ouch - wrote the bastard off
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:55:30 pm »
Other vehicle was making a legal right turn, you ran up his arse.

Obvious case of careless driving.

Be thankful you didn't kill somebody.

But cats can't drive....

Just introducing a reality check into the thread.

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Planes, Trains & Automobiles / Re: Ouch - wrote the bastard off
« on: November 19, 2014, 04:25:31 pm »
Other vehicle was making a legal right turn, you ran up his arse.

Obvious case of careless driving.

Be thankful you didn't kill somebody.

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Retardo.

Can't be arsed having coffee with women who aren't free to marry him.

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General Chat / Re: Forum Name Change
« on: October 29, 2014, 10:47:55 pm »
My name, I like it.

You never could spell.

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General Chat / Re: KFC KING Double Down
« on: October 25, 2014, 04:51:10 pm »
I once defied physics.
I put a double down into a double quarter pounder.
That was boss mode.

With Jonty as my witness (who put a double down into a cheese burger iirc).

But it was a one off.

when mcds triple cheeseburgers first came out my friend and i would go crazy buy two each and rebuild to a monster burger

WTF is a 420fairy?

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General Chat / Re: Life Changing Decisions
« on: October 14, 2014, 04:41:44 pm »
Resolved to be more self indulgent.

Wait, that's not a life changing decision.

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General Chat / Re: Missing Pussy Goes by the name Zarkov
« on: September 01, 2014, 04:38:48 pm »
Zarkov here kitty kitty kitty where are you? I have some treats for you!

Hope you're ok and Flash is maintaining your glorious coat.

Have missed you!

Hi Fairy, thanks for the heads up.

Missed you too, need to spend more time with my head in your lap.

Oops soz, I mean't sitting on your lap.

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Maybe if we mention the name on3network enough, when someone goggles on3network , then Getsome, previously known as on3network , will come up as one of the results in a Google search for on3network .
Getsome.co.nz appears on page two on a Google search for on3network.


Maybe it's because they come here and discover how bad this server is.

It's the worst I've ever seen.

Berg ran a better looking forum that was easier to use than this.

And he did it using his spare change while learning to fly.

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Planes, Trains & Automobiles / Re: Motorcyclists of GetSome
« on: May 27, 2014, 04:58:40 pm »
I've looked at your x rays and wish I hadn't.

Maybe you should quit riding motorcycles, or at least stop posting the results here.

It's like some gruesome MOT campaign.

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Planes, Trains & Automobiles / Re: Motorcyclists of GetSome
« on: April 06, 2014, 05:38:28 pm »
Whoopsy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yffzuYIq8xA#t=256



"Unfortunately i kick the kickstand up but no enough so it fell back down againresulting in the crash as i go to turn left. yes i know i shouldn't have ridden it but i have ridden for many years, since i was 5. so its not like a lack of experience which caused it."

Yeeees it was.


How come engine didn't stop when you put it in gear?

Both my bikes do that.

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I give 0 fucks as I am cashed and selling and leaving the area.

I told you to get out of Dodge right after it happened.


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Planes, Trains & Automobiles / Re: Motorcyclists of GetSome
« on: March 15, 2014, 05:54:44 pm »
My Ducati.

160 mph.

11 second quarter miles.

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General Chat / Re: I need a new job. What are my options?
« on: March 15, 2014, 05:31:43 pm »
FFS Swindle, you're a plumber not some kind of computer geek.

Only people like Spacemonkey make a decent living doing coding and stuff.

Stick to what you know, or become a drainlayer or something.

You're too fucking dumb to start computating.

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Planes, Trains & Automobiles / Re: Motorcyclists of GetSome
« on: February 09, 2014, 08:43:29 am »
Maybe they want to actually sell motorbikes.

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