Hi Pyromanik,

It's been a while since you've made a move on Red Hot Pawn Chess - over 12 years, in fact!

Don't worry, your account is just as you left it. But only for a short while.

Your next move

Log in again before 07 March 2026 to keep your account active to prevent your account and recorded games being scheduled for deletion.

I wonder if I should click the button to keep the account just in case in another 12 years I feel like getting owned by Tiwa again...

Carob.

Awww Thanks

Wow, this place isn’t even slightly device responsive. I want a full refund.

^ Something I started working on but then never finished..

Trump is a nice old man who shouldn't be running a school canteen. Good thing he can't run third term because wow do people in their late 70's deteriorate fast. How the fuck do human brains have such a concrete time limit.

Clinton is way more evil than I could have ever imagined.

Racism, I recently learned, was first coined in America in 1902. This further cements my theory that racisim is the US's major contribution to the world. It puts a stink on factionism which is good, cool, and has been the best early warning system since time immemorial.