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« Last post by Tiwaking! on September 25, 2025, 07:10:56 pm »
When poverty comes in the door, love flies out the window
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« Last post by Tiwaking! on September 19, 2025, 12:51:31 pm »
Seeing officials leading away someone who had stolen a bowl from temple treasurers, he commented, "The great thieves are leading away the little thief".
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« Last post by Tiwaking! on August 30, 2025, 07:10:37 pm »
If the British soldiers on the beaches of Normandy in 1944 could look forward to the end of the century and see what England has become, they would not have bothered to advance another 40 yards up the beach
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« Last post by Tiwaking! on August 25, 2025, 10:14:46 pm »
Missionaries, my dear! Don’t you realize that missionaries are the divinely provided food for destitute and under-fed cannibals? Whenever they are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary
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« Last post by Tiwaking! on August 06, 2025, 10:06:20 pm »
The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself
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« Last post by Tiwaking! on July 30, 2025, 12:56:20 am »
When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure
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« Last post by Tiwaking! on July 10, 2025, 01:52:02 pm »
Every person has the power to make others happy.
Some do it simply by entering a room
others by leaving the room.
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« Last post by Tiwaking! on July 06, 2025, 10:31:34 pm »
When I am Weaker Than You, I ask you for Freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am Stronger than you, I take away your Freedom Because that is according to my principles
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« Last post by Tiwaking! on June 30, 2025, 07:39:21 am »
Only two colors are acceptable for painting a boat: white and black. And only a fool would paint one black
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« Last post by Tiwaking! on June 19, 2025, 09:46:25 am »
You can easily vote your way into socialism, but you must shoot your way out
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