To my darling husband,Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.I was coming home from Tesco, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.Your loving wife.XXX.
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First one says iarziuasecond just says iarz
i once killed 20 people with a machine gun and helped my tem a lot. plz help us in return
both say iORz, nice try tho ha ha
^^^not a piranhato the idio that red repped me for this comment///edit oneIT'S FUCKING NOT A PIRANHA, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?THERE ARE AFRICANS IN THE PICTURE FFS///edit twoFUCKING AFRICANS MAN, CLEARLY FROM AFRICA, NOT FROM THE AMAZON WHICH IS IN BRAZIL.....THE PICTURES LOOK NOTHING LIKE BRAZIL!!!11!!!YOUR RED REP WONT STOP ME FROM BEING RIGHT
"Largest of the Characins, the African Tigerfish is big, powerful, and well armed, thus making it among the worlds most sought after gamefish. It lives in the open rivers and streams of central and northern Africa. The impression one gets from viewing these fish, is one of awe, terror, and mystery, not unlike the feeling of watching a Great White Shark.This fish is basically an enlarged version of a Tetra. All of the fins are pointed, there is an adipose fin, the scales are large for a Characin, and the mouth and dentention are extremely well developed. The teeth are designed and look like knives. Each tooth fits in a socket between each tooth, allowing the teeth to mesh like cutting sheers. All teeth are seen all the time even when the mouth is completely shut. The entire body is sleek and designed for speed.Horizontal unbroken black bands run along the entire body, hence the name Tigerfish. The rest of the body is usually a silver-white-grey, however there is usually a metallic orange or yellow sheen. Many specimens have various blue to green pigmented scales.One of the most fearsome predators freshwater has ever known, the Tigerfish has a viscious reputation. These fish hunt in large packs, just as their South American counterparts, the Piranhas do. Prey consist primarily of other fish, but just about anything alive can fall prey to the Tigerfish. Like the Piranha, prey is eaten away bite by bite. Because they have razor sharp knife-like teeth, and extremely strong jaw muscles, they are among the few fish that can turn the tables on prey the same size or larger than themselves. There are unverified reports of attacks on humans."
Now, check out this cat:+rep, awesome how cats can achieve a sense of chi :chuckle:
"Ooooooooooooooh ... barracuda"dun-d-d-dun-d-d-dun-d-d-dun-d-d-duun-duuuun