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[winter]

Argh this rain!  winters coming? =[


Oh youre above.. hi Winter

I wish - sick of this summer shit - Don't get me wrong, I love swimming and nice sunny days.. but fuck these mosquitoes keep biting my son. Motherfuckers.

[Chilli]

Yeah hate those little things (the bugs that is)


have you tried to put some of that insect repellent on him? Theres some really good ones out there for kids.

[winter]

Yeah hate those little things (the bugs that is)


have you tried to put some of that insect repellent on him? Theres some really good ones out there for kids.

He's only 4-months old, and most advice is to not put anything on their skin etc etc.. I'll need to invest in a good net for his cot but I'm a broke motherfucker
thanks to IRD taking forever to process his IRD number and being on a single income.

FIRSTWORLDPROBLEMZ

[Growler]

Winter my wife is a freak about chemicals on the kids.

There is a natural oil insect repellant you can get, 100% kid friendly, will get details an msg on facebook so we can blog about it like real men! Make there homos jelly about our life outside of GetSome

[Chilli]

Homosexual jelly? ewww  

[winter]

Winter my wife is a freak about chemicals on the kids.

There is a natural oil insect repellant you can get, 100% kid friendly, will get details an msg on facebook so we can blog about it like real men! Make there homos jelly about our life outside of GetSome

Oh yeh?! awesome - he's getting attacked by some relentless fucking mossy eh.. few bites on his head, couple on his arms and legs.. poor guy
I was up all night squashing any I could find.. there must be some still water near my place or something? little fuckers.

[Retardobot]

I just don't don't wipe.

Keeps the flies in one spot.

[winter]

I just don't don't wipe.

Keeps the flies in one spot.

Helpful as always rii, completely different insect and bizarre solution.

Classic.

Classic rii.

[Retardobot]

You smell like buttoots.

I only do it because I love you.

Be proud of me.

[Chilli]

another natural way Winter is to get a few spider nest sacks and put them in the babies room.

[winter]

You smell like buttoots.

I only do it because I love you.

Be proud of me.

<3 I'm proud.
 

another natural way Winter is to get a few spider nest sacks and put them in the babies room.

I'd rather him have mozzy bites than bloody spiderbites! haha

[Chilli]

well fair enough

imo spiders > growlers homo jelly  

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Winter my wife is a freak about chemicals on the kids.

Winter is your Wife?

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I'd rather him have mozzy bites than bloody spiderbites! haha

Mozzies will seek out human skin because they want our blood.

Spiders have no interest in biting humans, and will only do it in self-defence. 98% of spider bites have no serious medical consequences.

Also Mosquitos carry Malaria and other diseases.


Mosquitos are responsible for far many more deaths then spiders.

Two million deaths are cause by Mosquito bites each year.

On average 1 person dies each year from a spider bite.

[kookynic]

[Retardobot]

Monkey stats - don't trust them.

[Growler]

you can also get those mozzie coils you burn, citronella candles etc.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Monkey stats - don't trust them.

If the Iranians can trust a money to fly a rocket into space, then surely you can trust Monkey stats.
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/01/16/iran-launching-monkey-into-space/

[winter]

Mozzies will seek out human skin because they want our blood.

Spiders have no interest in biting humans, and will only do it in self-defence. 98% of spider bites have no serious medical consequences.

Also Mosquitos carry Malaria and other diseases.


Mosquitos are responsible for far many more deaths then spiders.

Two million deaths are cause by Mosquito bites each year.

On average 1 person dies each year from a spider bite.

thanks for reassuring me.

[Emrico1]

[Retardobot]

That dog must have one mean case of butt-rott (AKA worms).

[winter]

It's Rii's 'How many times can he use the word Butt in a sentence' Day!

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I thought that was every day for him?

[Emrico1]

Or the owner gave him one of those pills there

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Look at his eyes, he's possessed by demons.