favourite quotes

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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

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When a building is about to fall down, all the mice desert it.

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Give someone enough rope and they'll hang themselves

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Claim victory in your heart and the universe will follow

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The lesson from the baboons is that when the social distance between higher and lower social status mammals in a group is reduced, and steps are taken to keep the distance smaller, higher status members are less likely to act like jerks

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Whatever a person is good at is what they value

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Al, start the car. We're going to the bank. We are millionaires
You better turn around. He's getting up and he looks pissed off

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The group is always right…the complainer is always wrong.

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when people thought the earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the earth was spherical, they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the earth is flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together

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Don't hold my arms so tight, the people will think I'm afraid

[doberman-08]

Mae West

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

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The production of souls is more important than the production of tanks.... And therefore I raise my glass to you, writers, the engineers of the human soul

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The Solar System consists of the Sun, Jupiter, and a little debris.

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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.

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A wise man can acquaint himself with them before the morning is over;
A stupid man can learn them in the space of ten days.

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It is easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn't

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No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.

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 All religious wars are about people arguing over who has the biggest invisible friend

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The shoemaker's son always goes barefoot

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Hi David Bowie!

[Pigdog]

Yikes, nothing is too soon on the internet I guess

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The power of youth lies in the fact that it enjoys encountering resistance of any kind

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I compare winter to be the Justin Bieber of seasons. It was kind of cute and exiting when it first started out, and now it is a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada

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Trade promotes dishonesty, and manufacture of goods provokes disputes. Merchants and artisans lie in wait for a chance to exploit others without any sense of remorse. Thus dishonest men cheat others, and honest men resort to dishonesty.

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You cannot build character and courage by taking a person's initiative and independence