Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Pyromanik]

What fucks me off: Cunts who bust your lip open then don't even bother with a real apology.

[Speakman]

[Codex]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz bank being dicks

"no probrem give u duh money no probrem"

lolnope

meanwhile at every other bank

"shore fang girffran"

[Growler]

finance going to fall through?

did they say why?

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

If you order by total medals, 27 puts AUS ZEALAND 4th in the world!

Take that South Korea!

[Scunner]

Well, 30 now and AUS ZEALAND would be 5th behind the UK.

Still in front of South Korea though, so they can still suck it.

[Codex]

finance going to fall through?

did they say why?

They don't like the land, although a few other banks are more than happy to take it so looking elsewhere.

[Speakman]

Customer enquiry came through today, on a USB drive.

"Cn I put files n ths, lyk muvies and documnts?"



newjobplz, kthxbai

[Pyromanik]

Customer enquiry came through today, on a USB drive.

"Cn I put files n ths, lyk muvies and documnts?"



newjobplz, kthxbai

"No, but you might be able to put movies and documents on it."

[Goldo]

Clients from hell is an excellent way to waste him _b

[Retardobot]

The Witcher 2 has to be the best game I've ever played.

[Bounty Hunter]

Just had upper and lower left hand wisdoms pulled out.

Fuck i feel weird.

Gotta have right hands pulled out by a surgeon.

[Pyromanik]

Apparently 2 of mine have already decended without issue.
The lower ones however... I hope they stay impacted like the orthodontist said they would.

I hate needles, purposely didn't go get stitches last night because I didn't want the injections, lol.

[Growler]

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Scunner]

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Scunner]

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[Scunner]

[Codex]

I of course would be the only person that gets leg cramp from stretching my arms

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Gotta have right hands pulled out by a surgeon.

How many right hands do you have?

I only have one, and would rather keep it.

[Emrico1]

Designs a very cool website, happy with it, sends it to client.
Client sends back a design by his fiance that looks like something the dog ate, then spewed then ate again, then poo'd on to the ugliest rug you ever saw.
Dies a little on the inside.

[Tandoori]

Designs a very cool website, happy with it, sends it to client.
Client sends back a design by his fiance that looks like something the dog ate, then spewed then ate again, then poo'd on to the ugliest rug you ever saw.
Dies a little on the inside.

 
Can you say 'sure, we'll use that' claim the IP on it, and still charge him for your design also?
In a perfect world...

[Emrico1]

Can you say 'sure, we'll use that' claim the IP on it, and still charge him for your design also?
In a perfect world...

Pretty much. He gets charged the same if I use mine or hers, he gets a couple of revisions but once ok'd he has to live with it.
I emailed back saying. No problem, I'll use your fiance's design and begin coding (past caring).
He replies 'Would like to see a revised mock up before coding begins. Can you please give me a call on my mobile to discuss.' I call, goes to answer.

So now, to add pain to the pain, I have to recreate the fuck ugly work of a complete rookie and sent it to him. You reckon the fiance will be happy if I fix her shit design (if you can call it that)?
Just fucking shoot me.

Oh look, now I have a rage boner

[Retardobot]

I've had more or less that shit all day.

Dealing with a client here who went behind his bosses back to have some stuff done - boss is like "WTF IS THIS, I DIDN'T SIGN OFF ON THIS" before I know it, I'm dealing with 3 different people and caught in the middle of a job that has exploded in to 50 other jobs and no one knows what the hell is going on...

I sent an email to the person in charge and sternly requested that I talk to one person and one person only - the person that pays the bills.

I'd get in touch with the gf, the one who initiated the job and check with her before spending more time pandering to the bf's shithouse concept.

[Aloysius]

The Witcher 2 has to be the best game I've ever played.

I got witcher 1 in the steam sale. Is that good too?
It's half downloaded (realised it was downloading metered).

[Retardobot]

Compared to Witcher 2, Witcher 1 is nasty.

After playing TW2 for hours and having a crack at TW1, I found myself cringing.

But can see why TW1 was so critically acclaimed.