Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Ngati_Grim]

http://gawker.com/5857193/john-lennons-rotten-tooth-sells-for-ungodly-amount-of-money

Brilliant.

[Xenolightning]

Depends on your SPM really, rank 10 was piss easy to get to, rank 20 has only taken me 17 hours to get to

I see your stats, they don't lie; unlike you :B

[winter]

I see your stats, they don't lie; unlike you :B

Lolshit.
E-zing into Tuesday arvo.

[Dr Woomanchu]

Depends on your SPM really, rank 10 was piss easy to get to, rank 20 has only taken me 17 hours to get to

My SPM is always crap early in a new game, as I wander around looking at stuff and trying out shit. I won;t settle into objective based gaming until I've explored the maps and gear. As it is I don't think I';ve even played them all yet.

[Pyromanik]

There's fucking nothing to explore in BF3 maps.
You go down the central pipe or you're left behind at some back flag.

And you can't even hangback hero it from that kind of position like you could in BF2.
Flanking has been cut down about as much as it possibly can without making the maps a fucking big rectangular corridor with one flag in the middle and no cover.

owait, op metro, trololololol

[Dr Woomanchu]

I must admit I really really miss maps like Fushe pass, where, if you were stupid enough to try and walk one end to the other , it would take you pretty well the whole round.

[Pyromanik]

And then some cunt in a helo would kill you.












Probably because an arsehole commander spotted you.

[Retardobot]

I think you've grown too cynical for video games, Pyro.

Also, wimmenz complaining on da internets: http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/digital-living/5928943/Troll-attack-campaign-goes-viral

Someone needs to hold a 3 day seminar, then invite NZ's mainstream media so they can be taught what an actual troll is.

[TofuEater]

Your a faggot (<- an example of sexual trolling).

[Retardobot]

You had me at hello.

[TofuEater]

I had you, but it wasn't pleasant. (<- not an example of sexual trolling)

[Retardobot]

I don't blame you. It's often not pleasant when I have myself.

[Ngati_Grim]

Ahaha, the old walk of shame

[Retardobot]

Ahaha, the old wank of shame

Also this.

[Xenolightning]

I never wank in shame, never. Handy skill if you ever stumble into a game of soggy biscuit.

[Retardobot]

I've never played a game of soggy biscuit, and never want to.

That, and I don't own a pair of waders.

[Ngati_Grim]

^ this.

[Retardobot]

Haha.

Just had an ultra-sound on the old fellas. Nurse gave me a wink and a smile as she left the room. Any other time a wink is innocent, but after you've just spent the better part of an hour rubbing my balls then a wink can mean an entirely different thing.

Gave her a 10 on the feedback survey.

[Emrico1]

Haha.

Just had an ultra-sound on the old fellas. Nurse gave me a wink and a smile as she left the room. Any other time a wink is innocent, but after you've just spent the better part of an hour rubbing my balls then a wink can mean an entirely different thing.

Gave her a 10 on the feedback survey.

[Xenolightning]

Haha.

Just had an ultra-sound on the old fellas. Nurse gave me a wink and a smile as she left the room. Any other time a wink is innocent, but after you've just spent the better part of an hour rubbing my balls then a wink can mean an entirely different thing.

Gave her a 10 on the feedback survey.

Old, fat and trying to find a "boy toy"? Jump on it mang.

[Retardobot]

Yeah. She was an older woman and a little bit on the heavy side.

Pleasant enough though. I turned to the ultra sound screen when it started and said "I hope there's not a baby in there somewhere".

[Xenolightning]

Yeah. She was an older woman and a little bit on the heavy side.

Pleasant enough though. I turned to the ultra sound screen when it started and said "I hope there's not a baby in there somewhere".

Ahh if only they were young veterinarians.

Spoiler :

[Spork]

Yay, got my first pay in 8 months. =D

[Zarkov]

Yay, got my first pay in 8 months. =D

Rush out and buy an iphone.

[Spork]

Rush out and buy an iphone.

Too late.

But far from the latest one.