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Who will be the next Pope?

Joao Braz de Aviz
0 (0%)
Timothy Dolan
1 (12.5%)
Marc Ouellet
0 (0%)
Gianfranco Ravasi
1 (12.5%)
Leonardo Sandri
0 (0%)
Odilo Pedro Scherer
0 (0%)
Christoph Schoenborn
1 (12.5%)
Angelo Scola
0 (0%)
Luis Tagle
0 (0%)
Peter Turkson
5 (62.5%)

Total Members Voted: 8

Topic: New position open: Pope.

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The Pope has quit yo

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/8289971/Pope-Benedict-to-step-down

I'm going to apply for Pope, i'll make a good Pope I think.

Posted: February 12, 2013, 08:31:10 am

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I lost $20 in the last papal elections
Oh good! This allows me another opportunity to vote for a Black Pope

Reply #1 Posted: February 12, 2013, 09:49:30 am
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Ok, Bets are on.



Joao Braz de Aviz
Brazil, 65


Timothy Dolan
USA, 62


Marc Ouellet
Canada, 68


Gianfranco Ravasi
Italy, 70


Leonardo Sandri
Argentina, 69


Odilo Pedro Scherer
Brazil, 63


Christoph Schoenborn
Austria, 67


Angelo Scola
Italy, 71


Luis Tagle
Philippines, 55


Peter Turkson
Ghana, 64

Reply #2 Posted: February 12, 2013, 10:18:47 am

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Catholicism - LOL

Reply #3 Posted: February 12, 2013, 10:21:48 am

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They need to stop choosing old dudes who're so close to croaking.

They need someone with staying power.

Reply #4 Posted: February 12, 2013, 10:23:33 am


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Quote from: Retardobot;1517767
They need to stop choosing old dudes who're so close to croaking.

They need someone with staying power.

Agreed. The youngest guy there is 55.

They need some hip young 30ish guy. I'd vote for him.

Reply #5 Posted: February 12, 2013, 10:26:05 am

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Agreed. The youngest guy there is 55.

They need some hip young 30ish guy. I'd vote for him.

They are all too busy molesting choir boys while they can still get erections

Reply #6 Posted: February 12, 2013, 10:37:58 am

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Reply #7 Posted: February 12, 2013, 10:55:37 am

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Someone at my workplace suggested they get with the times and make a reality TV show

People can like, audition, and we can have text votes and stuff

Reply #8 Posted: February 12, 2013, 11:20:25 am
<a href="steam://friends/add/76561197966242864/">Add me to Steam</a> <- Fixed! lol

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Quote from: Craigorsarus;1517774
Someone at my workplace suggested they get with the times and make a reality TV show

People can like, audition, and we can have text votes and stuff

Survivior: Pope Edition.

Reply #9 Posted: February 12, 2013, 11:24:29 am

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Outwit, outplay, outlast...

It'd have to be a short season.

"Umm, guys, we're only on day 2 of shooting for the season and all our popes have died".

"WHAT!? What happened?"

"They just all fell asleep".
Last Edit: February 12, 2013, 11:45:19 am by Retardobot

Reply #10 Posted: February 12, 2013, 11:41:58 am


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Someone at my workplace suggested they get with the times and make a reality TV show

The pope already has his own Twitter

Which oddly enough makes him technologically ahead of me

Reply #11 Posted: February 12, 2013, 12:07:16 pm
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I think they should vote for this guy:

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It would give the Catholic church a air of openness and honesty

Reply #12 Posted: February 12, 2013, 12:17:15 pm

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What we need to have is the worlds first(?) black pope. Then the following pope needs to be a woman. Then the following pope needs to be a black woman. Then the following pope needs to be a gay black woman. Then the following pope needs to be a gay black transgender woman who was born a man. Then we will finally have equality.

And the following pope will be a cyborg.

Reply #13 Posted: February 12, 2013, 01:50:04 pm

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what do you call the former pope?
Spoiler :
eggs benedict

har har har.

Reply #14 Posted: February 12, 2013, 04:22:31 pm

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Why not have a female pope :P

Reply #15 Posted: February 12, 2013, 06:41:07 pm

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Pope Resigns.

True Catholic pulls out early.

Reply #16 Posted: February 12, 2013, 06:44:15 pm
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i had kinda hope speakman had died, what a pity

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Pope Resigns.

True Catholic pulls out early.

I hear his manager is claiming that everyone knew that this Pope was only down for 10 rounds.

Reply #17 Posted: February 12, 2013, 10:14:30 pm

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Pope took a dive imo.

God never laid a glove on him.

Reply #18 Posted: February 12, 2013, 10:24:59 pm

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Go The Onion!
[h=1]Resigning Pope No Longer Has Strength To Lead Church Backward[/h]http://www.theonion.com/articles/resigning-pope-no-longer-has-strength-to-lead-chur,31248/

Reply #19 Posted: February 12, 2013, 10:50:46 pm

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Love the Onion

Reply #20 Posted: February 12, 2013, 11:21:04 pm

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Why not have a female pope :P

Because God thinks women are inferior.

Serious.

Reply #21 Posted: February 13, 2013, 04:22:19 am

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Because God thinks women are inferior.

Serious.
The bible has some good parts.

Reply #22 Posted: February 13, 2013, 07:33:26 am
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Because 200 AD Arabs think women are inferior.

Serious.

Fixed

Reply #23 Posted: February 13, 2013, 07:41:26 am

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It's which ever one looks like a sith lord.

Reply #24 Posted: February 13, 2013, 08:27:17 am
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